Thursday, June 17, 2004

Up Was Given

For some reason, the main source of peer to peer sex-ed when I was in high school were the jocks in the apparatus gym. Every day, a creepy sort of Socratic dialog took place with various tactics and conquests debated. There wasn’t much romance in this, and their was certainly no discussion of love. Plenty of technique, however.

It seem that the consensus best plan of attack was a relentless pursuit, until ‘up was given’ and good bye. Not a lot of joy to be found, for the aim was not union, not even conquest. The aim was abandonment, rinse and repeat.

By Professor Batty


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