The two-step guide...
... to putting spice back in your marriage.
Step one: Have an affair.
Step two: Your partner finds out.
So, I never said it was a nice spice.
Also, I was suddenly struck by a thought this morning: There is only one night, and there is only one day.
No matter how many years separate you and your past, when night falls tonight, it is the same night that fell when you were born.
I believe we call this... continuity.
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