Don't Make Me Come Up There and Use This Thing...
It was just harmless banter.
The "last men standing" band, the legacy group of various local combos is scheduled to play tonight at the Eagles Club in south Minneapolis.
"We should all come down, with all of our instruments and sit in."
"Saxophones, congas, electric guitars, Marshall amps, lets really blow it out."
"Well, I've been working out on my banjo-ukulele a bit..."
"What? A What?"
"A banjo-ukulele, you know, the neck of a ukulele mounted on the body of a banjo."
"You do know, don't you, that two wrongs don't make a right?"