FITK - Your Trusted Identity In Cyberspace
P. Batty, learned scholar, esteemed essayist, internet crackpot
(To be read in a terse, raspy "radio" voice, preferably baritone, with descending inflections at the end of each sentence):
What are you going to believe?
How can you be sure of anything?
Who do you trust?
If you read it here, you can believe it.
It's a sure thing.