Among My Souvenirs
Clearing out my desk jetsam; a mess of unclassifiable miscellany. I seem to attract microfiber cleaning cloths, old wallets, computer dongles, even a pet rock! The letter openers are almost an anachronism, although the one in the shape of a naked lady was designed by the legendary Gil Elvgren. A watch with a dead battery, ditto for the calculator, a variety of Icelandic mementos, some class reunion memorabilia, and even the old Flippism is the Key key!
It wasn't too bad this time, it has been much worse. I spared you the sight of miscellaneous screws, tacks and paper clips. I did find a couple of things I had been looking for—tools which belonged in my workshop—but that cleanup is for another day.