Friday, August 18, 2017

Litterbug

Harbinger of Doom #5



One of the downsides of living near the county courthouse is that there is a steady trickle of miscreants who have just gotten out of jail. The jail ID bracelet I found on my evening constitutional had been discarded by a recently freed man who had been arrested taking a shopping cart of unpaid items out of the nearby Walmart.

Not the most imaginative crime.

A criminal record for a couple of hundred bucks worth of Walmart goods!

And then, when he gets out, he starts littering!!

By Professor Batty



4 Comments:

Blogger Jono said...

Yeah! Remember what happened to Arlo Guthrie for littering.


Blogger Professor Batty said...

“… there was mother-rapers … father-stabbers … father-rapers!”


Blogger Shoshanah Marohn said...

You can get anything you want at Walmart Parking lot.., that's how it goes, right?


Blogger Professor Batty said...

"For Free!"

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