Thursday, September 23, 2004

It's A Bad Sign When...

... the health plan rep starts his presentation by taking out a tube of K-Y...

... the health plan rep starts his presentation without the tube of K-Y...

... a co-worker states: “I was thinking of you when I went to the bathroom… ”

... the sanctity of marriage act is labeled “Britney's Law… ”

... that pedestal your lover bought for you looks more like a whipping post…

... your pencils all have termites.…

... the President says that he will “stay the course… ”

... the challenger says that the army will “remain in Iraq… ”

By Professor Batty



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