Thursday, September 23, 2004

It's A Bad Sign When...

... the health plan rep starts his presentation by taking out a tube of K-Y...

... the health plan rep starts his presentation without the tube of K-Y...

... a co-worker states: "I was thinking of you when I went to the bathroom"...

... the sanctity of marriage act is labeled "Britney's Law"...

... that pedestal your lover bought for you looks more like a whipping post...

... your pencils all have termites...

... the President says that he will "stay the course"...

... the challenger says that the army will "remain in Iraq"...

By Professor Batty



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