Friday, August 28, 2026

My Little Deuce Coupe…

… You don't know what I got!
In this case, what “you don’t know what I got” is the camera I shot this dragster with. Sold as a “Retro Digital Camera” for the grand sum of $33.50 (it’s a little more expensive now) it’s a fine example of just how far and how cheap digital imaging has become. While it isn’t quite capable of fine imaging and the numbers on the lens are a complete fantasy, it does the job. YMMV.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2026

2026 Minnesota State Fair Fine Arts Preview

Where I live, the surest harbinger of the end of summer is The Minnesota State Fair.

It runs for ten days, starting in late August and ending on Labor Day. The Fair’s Fine Art Competition Previewis usually on the warmest day of late August. It has been covered here numerous times, even when I didn’t get in (i.e., this year.) With 8 categories and as many judges, the result is always a mixed bag. This years competition proved to be no different, and the sweltering heat at the preview was also the same. The best category this year was Textiles and Fabrics with several fine works in what is usually an ignored area. Overall, I sensed a lack of FUN in the entries, which was always a redeeming factor in previous shows.

Trump’s ICE occupation of Minneapolis was noted in paintings and photographs:
J. A. Anderson’s In the Winter of ’26

Textiles were ably represented by Erik Jon Olson’s Once There Were Green Fields:
And Jan Rapacz’s Grief: 365 days:
Photography was especially weak this year, lots of mediocre monochromes and garden-club pics of flowers. There were a few standouts. Reminiscent of Lauren Greenfield’s work with girls was this mysterious study by Tiffany Bolk, Grandma’s Lipstick:
Posing with one’s entry makes for good for people watching.

Elizabeth Putnam, Consolidated Rupture:

Kristina Jager, Salt:

Kellie Kvern, Sanctuary:

Lindsay Kim, Happiness Retrived:
And then, as the sun was setting, the crowd dispersed into the night:

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Monday, August 24, 2026

How I Spent My Summer Vacation II

Fleeting glimpses of spectral creatures in the campfire:

Fire Sprites:
Fire Dragon:
Fire Cyclops:

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Friday, August 21, 2026

How I Spent My Summer Vacation I

“Postcards” from Elm Island Lake, Aitkin Country, Minnesota.

Idyllic Beach:
Flaming Sunset:
Scrollin’ by the Campfire:
Rustic Bunkhouse:
Osprey Nest:

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Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Another Saturday Night

Twenty Years Ago on FITK
… Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody,
I got some money, ’cause I just got paid…
How I wish I had someone to talk to,
I’m in an awful way"
-Sam Cooke
A ritual in hundreds of cultures, for thousands of years, and billions of people. It could almost be called a rite of passage, except that the ritual is so sloppy.  When the aim is internal chaos, how can anything be named as such?

The work week’s hard light of mundane reality is softened by a little alcohol, or extinguished by a lot. The Mystery is not revealed, but it cab be ignored for awhile. The results of such actions may be hilarious, or hideous, or, more likely, somewhere in between.

We still indulge. We still meet socially. The cleverest monkeys must amuse themselves and each other. And if the night doesn’t end well, that may be something worth experiencing also.

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Monday, August 17, 2026

Salka and Hekla x4

Iceland Airwaves, Iðno, November 5, 2025:
Salka Valsdóttir and Hekla Magnusdóttir, Iceland Airwaves, 2025

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Friday, August 14, 2026

Three Eyes of God

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Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Three stories. Disconnected.

Twenty Years Ago on FITK

Thin strands of hair congregated like rope splinters to hang down in front of his eyes, hanging in the soft summer gravity, making me furious, twitching my hand with primal anxiety.

I awaited the perfect moment to strike and it came so I struck.

Reaching out to swipe the playful strands of hair from his eyes and saying to him, "Life is like the opposite of gymnastics in that the only scores that count are your highest and lowest."

He processed what I said, refined it and refined it like sugar or meat. He turned back to me and said, "Well, I suppose I'm ready for either of the two tonight."

And with that we retired and made love that was altogether somewhere in the middle.



During the next few days I would be overcome by frequent bouts of severe stomach pain.
Driving me to the ground as if, for once, humbled.
My landlord took notice and drove me to the hospital.
Where doctors performed a stomach pump.
And extracted three crystallized butterflies.
Like dinosaurs in tar.
And sent me home.



She crossed her heart and hoped to die and did.
The doctors stating cause of death as a block of blood flow to the aorta.
Cross a heart too many times and it tears like folded paper.
Promises are whores but he was just a man passed off as a boy,
Trying to cut back.




~RS

Reposted

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Monday, August 10, 2026

Departure Lounge Yoga

There is nothing like some carefully chosen yoga routines to prepare one for a long flight.

Downward Crouching Dog (with bag);
Extended No-Foot:
Non-Reversed Prayer:
Double Garland (seated):

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Friday, August 07, 2026

Table for Anderson… Party of Six

Morrison County, Minnesota, July, 1918

From the Oscar Anderson archives.

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