Monday, March 02, 2026

Loring Park Girls

Loring park is Minneapolis’ answer to New York City’s Central park.

Although smaller, it still occupies several square blocks (including a pond) in downtown Minneapolis. In the late 60s it hadn’t yet reached the pinnacle of its notoriety but even then it was a place best be avoided after dark. There was the Salvation Army home for unwed mothers next to it, a funky junior college, and many apartments ringing its perimeter. Its reputation as a gay cruising spot was completely warranted.
At that time there were kids who played there, kids on their own, doing kid stuff like using the swings, playing hopscotch and, like the girls pictured below, even doing a little dress-up. When those of us attending the college used the park for impromptu photo sessions these urchins would sometimes insist on getting in on the action:
The park has made a comeback since then, The Walker Art Center Sculpture garden is connected to it and the once humble “JC” is now a mammoth community college—Loring Park has become its quad.
These girls would now be in their mid 60s, I wonder if they’ve revisited the park lately?

By Professor Batty


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Friday, February 27, 2026

Caribbean Escape

All winter long I’ve been ‘escaping’ the cold and snow and general malaise with peeks at a 24/7 webcam from The Windmill Bar on St. John’s, Virgin Islands.

There is usually action from about 11am to 8pm (island time) with musical acts and diners enjoying the view with beverages and bar food. There is usually a vivid sunset over the bay behind the stage. In the morning crew cleans tables and condiment dispensers and the name of the musical act of the day is written upon a chalkboard, sometimes with a colorful drawing of a palm tree. On Monday and Friday afternoons a steel pan drummer enlivens the proceedings.
At night the view becomes monochrome and the feed becomes a security cam with infrared views of straggling customers leaving. After they are gone there is only an occasional flying insect disturbing the peace:
The story behind the Windmill bar is just as fascinating:



I'll be in Seattle this coming week-end, visiting the boy and his wife and their cats. We’ll probably have a night out too, with our own bar food and beverages and possibly even a view of the sunset over the sound.

We won’t be sporting shorts and Hawaiian shirts, however:

By Professor Batty


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Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Giraffe Sandwches

Twenty Years Ago on FITK

To create the perfect giraffe sandwich, be sure to start with the best ingredients. When you are at the grocery, be sure to pick out a nice, fresh giraffe. Make sure that it doesn't contain any foreign objects, like Hawaiian shirts or fishing hats or tourists. Once you have your perfect giraffe, get the proper bread. It should be at least 6 x 8 feet in size, (you can let the legs hang out) and fairly substantial to avoid ripping the bread when you pick it up to eat it. As far a toppings go, the sky is the limit: ketchup, mayo, mustard (French, Yellow, Coarse, Colonel), or anything else your heart desires…
This giraffe thinks a Batty sandwich would be tasty as well…

Needed ingredients:
  • Giraffe
  • bread
  • mayo
  • condiments
  • sand
Prepare as follows:
  1. slice bread
  2. spread with mayo
  3. place giraffe on bread
  4. garnish with condiments
  5. it just isn't a sandwich without the sand
  6. enjoy
For more fine recipes consult The Flippist Gourmet, available at fine bookstores everywhere.

By Professor Batty


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Monday, February 23, 2026

Santa Fe Domiciles

A look back at various places in Santa Fe where I have stayed over the last 12 years:
Elena Street (2025) was a nice pseudo-adobe that was artfully decorated yet fully furnished. Someone had definitely lived here, the layout of everything made sense, and it was situated in a real residential area. An unmitigated joy, a best-case realization of the Airbnb concept:
East Alameda Street (2023) was over-the-top in its decor, but well-furnished. Another ‘real’ adobe, its open-plan layout wasn't exactly cozy, but its only real drawback was a furnace that sounded like a jet engine:
It was run by a management company, not by an owner who had lived there. It was just off Canyon Road, not really a residential area, but it had an inviting courtyard, a bit chilly in the winter, however:
We were the last people to stay at this adobe house on Sanchez Street, just before Covid hit in 2020, after which the owner removed its listing. It was the home/studio of an artist, and an absolute delight:
It even featured a Buddhist shrine in the back:
I sent a follow up note to the owner when Covid hit, it was a sad situation for both of us.

Our first stay in Santa Fe was at Dunshee’s in 2015, a private rental. It had a ‘designer interior’ that wasn’t very homey but it did have several antiques in the ‘distressed desert’ style:
The owner had mentioned that she wa near retiring and its listing disappeared soon after we had stayed there. Its shady patio would have been nice in warmer temps:
There are numerous offerings of lodging in Santa Fe: some, if not most, are run by management firms and offer a generic experience, like a chain hotel room decorated with a few southwestern-themed furnishings. That is fine, especially if you are the type of tourist who is always on the go and only need a place to sleep. But if you desire a sense of place there are still opportunities to be found there if you look between the lines.

By Professor Batty


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Friday, February 20, 2026

Flower Pots of Reykjavík

One of the more welcome additions to the Reykjavík street scene is the proliferations of numerous planters in the city center.
Regardless if these are exceptionally hearty plants or they are heated by hot water coils in the sidewalk, they thrive into November.
There had been a heavy snowfall a week prior, but this foliage showed no signs of trauma.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Ahead to the Past, at Last

20 Years Ago on FITK

Continuing the saga of our week-end escape, the Weaver and I ended up in Red Wing, Minnesota at this 19th century octagon house:
An eight-sided house has, by definition almost, quirks and ours was no exception. Spiral staircases, a cupola and surrounding porches and vistas from the roof-top (note to self: return in the summer!) and rooms with an occasional 135° angle where the walls met all added to the charm of this historic dwelling. The topper for me, (satisfying my peculiar fascination with antique plumbing), was a porcelain “foot bath”- a small tub about 2'x2'x2' with its own special fittings- intended for podiatric hygiene. Civilized…
We were hosted by Penny Stapleton, who regaled us with vivid stories about the house over canapés and wine. We slept in luxury. Most Civilized, indeed.

Red Wing itself, one of the first cities in Minnesota, is certainly worth a visit. Because many of the founding families lived there for generations many of the fine older homes and buildings have been preserved so that a walking excursion in the downtown and nearby residential areas brings many pleasant examples of architecture into view. With its proud history of manufacturing (Red Wing™ shoes, Red Wing™ pottery) there is plenty of well-preserved local color worth at least a week-end of exploration.

By Professor Batty


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Monday, February 16, 2026

Hólavallagarður

Another of Rekjavík’s quiet charms is Hólavallagarður, the old cemetery on Suðurgata:
Mid-day sun casts a warm glow:
The low angle of the sun’s rays turn it into a cubist stage set:
Names on the tombstones in these images have been obscured to protect privacy.

By Professor Batty


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Friday, February 13, 2026

Börger?

Hagavaginn, Vesturbær, Reykjavik, 2025:
Tommi’s Burger Joint, Austurhöfn, Reykjavík, 2025:
Kröst, Hlemmur, Reykjavík, 2025:
Hamburgers are popular in Iceland but expensive. No cattle ranching is done in Iceland, although I suspect that the older dairy cows eventually end up in this supply chain. One burger joint that I did eat at in 2004, American Style, wasn’t the best. Tommi’s has a béarnaise sauce that is supposed to be fabulous and the lamb-burger I had at Kröst in 2022 was worth it. I have walked by Hagavaginn dozens of times, but its greasy-spoon vibe (even the building’s siding looks greasy) has always put me off.

NOTE: All restaurant prices in Iceland have jumped in the last couple of years: a burger, fries and can of pop will run at least 25 USD. When I first went to Iceland in 2000 there were still McDonalds but the last one closed in the wake of the 2009 Kreppa. The last meal sold at that one still exists, under glass.

By Professor Batty


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Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Pack Ice

Twenty Years Ago on FITK

Driving over the Mississippi River (on a bridge) I noticed that the ice had been breaking up and drifting down in floes. That reminded me of a time, some forty years ago, when two of my classmates thought that a semi-frozen river was a good place to play.

Barry and Dan were down by the river at a spot called “Old Camden”, where the remains of a nineteenth-century shingle mill had been located. The weren’t any structures, just a few pieces of concrete here and there, and the sluiceway that fed the old mill. The boys had been poking around the shore and found a dead cat. In an act of idle curiousity they threw the cat on an ice floe that was circling in a back water. The cat and the floe continued in their oscillation. Feeling brave (or was it just stupid) the boys hopped on the floating berg. They too went round and round. Barry, as teen-aged boys are wont to do, grew tired of this activity and leapt back to the shore. The extra kick from his leap pushed the floe out into the mainstream. Dan was now the captain and crew of the USS Icecube, heading down the river.

Oh, did I mention the waterfall? But that’s getting ahead of the story.

Dan was adrift, and too far from shore to jump and, with the water being a cozy 33° F., swimming was not an inviting option either. Barry was on shore and was, as teen-aged boys are also wont to do, laughing. Dan was getting scared now. A passing motorist saw his plight and phoned police. The fire department brought out a boat to the nearest landing—about two miles downstream. Just before the waterfall. There was quite a crowd when they snatched Dan from what could have been a watery grave.

The next day, there, on the front page of the newspaper, was Dan, drifting down the Mississippi on pack ice, in the middle of February. He became a local legend. No one else ever tried to copy that stunt, however.
Most teen-aged boys, thankfully, aren’t quite that dumb.

By Professor Batty


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Monday, February 09, 2026

Walking on Thin Ice

Reykjavík, 31 October, 2025

This pool is above the underground city hall parking ramp.

When ice forms on it it needs to be broken up, perhaps to prevent damage.

I think the pool is only a few inches deep but I don’t envy this man’s job.

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