20 Years Ago on FITK
Friend, do you have that bloated “full of oneself” feeling?
Have all your hats become too small?
Are you tired of wiping lip marks off your mirrors?
Is your favorite Beatle song I Me Mine?
If so, I have the answer.
The Batty Egosuction Method®.
Just four short weeks at the world-famous Batty Egosuction Clinic® and your feelings of self importance will be reduced to near-human levels. A possibly painless surgical technique is followed by intensive behavior modification that will create a new you, one with a balanced perspective, empathy for others, and a ‘just plain folks’ outlook on life that will make your existence a sunny walk in the park instead of wallowing in a dark dank cesspool of ‘needs’.
It even works on Republicans!
Read this unpaid testimonial from Dr. Fuzz:
“I was a typical raging egomaniac until I tried Professor Batty’s Egosuction. No one could stand to be in the same room with me. Now I am loved by women, respected by men, and a friend of forest creatures and small children. In fact, my ego is so reduced I can hardly remember my own name!”See how easy it is?
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Additional fee for sterilized instruments.
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