Pants - Brown Hopsack, cuffed.
Shirt - Button-down Madras with a loop on the back.
Belt - Brass, Baldy-style.
Shoes - Florscheim wing-tips, polished to a high gloss.
Hair - Basic Beatle bangs, blow-dried to bushiness.
Scent - English Leather.
Scene - Big dance at a large Metro Catholic school.
Music - Michael's Mystics, playing "Last Night" by the Bar-Kays.
Partner - A fine young Catholic girl, pleated skirt, frilly blouse, and flats - dancing with you.