Wednesday, October 13, 2004

The Debate

Hi There! I thought I’d watch the debate tonight before I wrote my post… be back later.

Is he gone?
Yes id, he's in the other room. You don't have to whisper.
Well, while he's away we can finally make ourselves heard, soup.
That's SUPEREGO, id, you know my proper name.
I know all about you and your titles… say… he left the computer on! Let’s surf the net for porn sites!
That’s just your style, isn’t it id? Instant gratification, with no thought to personal betterment.
Aw, you’re always cramping my style, right from the first day you appeared!
Are you still sore about not going home with that girl on the bus when he was 15?
Oo! Oo! She was hot and ready! And she was a candy-striper! She definitely had that special “wiggle!”
Please. Control your animal urges. That’s all you ever say! Don't you ever want to ‘let go’ and ‘let it all hang out?’ You always want to control me!

THAT is my function, thank you, and I do it very well. I wonder how the debate is going?
Ha ha! My guy won last time, and he’s going to win this time too!
I beg your pardon, he did not win. He stole. And HIS id is ruining the world
Hey! Action is good! Just do it! Soup, you worry too much!
Id, there is a world of nuance that you are completely unaware of.
I don't do nuance...shhh! He's coming back!

Well, I’m back. The debates are over. My mind is made up. Is yours?

By Professor Batty


Blogger lab munkay said...

Loved this post Batty a trillion times better than the debate.

Blogger Comica said...

I got much more out of this post than the debate.

Ever thought about running for public office, Professor?

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