Monday, July 31, 2006

Hunting, Gathering and Fishing

Goodness, you're looking fine tonight! Girl what's gotten into you? I know that you have been known to play the field, but you'll be drawing a crowd if you go out looking like that. I thought you were looking for a man, not an army! You'll be a gatherer in that get-up, not a hunter. What's that? You have a man picked out already? Only he doesn't know it, right? So that's what that make-up and those fine clothes are for- they are your lures, your hooks, lines and sinkers. Baby's going fishing, and heaven help the man who thinks he's safe.

By Professor Batty



2 Comments:

Blogger Reshma Sanyal said...

This was charming.


Blogger Lady of the lake said...

Loved this Professor!

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