Monday, July 31, 2006

Hunting, Gathering and Fishing

Goodness, you're looking fine tonight! Girl what's gotten into you? I know that you have been known to play the field, but you'll be drawing a crowd if you go out looking like that. I thought you were looking for a man, not an army! You'll be a gatherer in that get-up, not a hunter. What's that? You have a man picked out already? Only he doesn't know it, right? So that's what that make-up and those fine clothes are for- they are your lures, your hooks, lines and sinkers. Baby's going fishing, and heaven help the man who thinks he's safe.

By Professor Batty


Blogger RS said...

This was charming.

Blogger Lady of the lake said...

Loved this Professor!

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