Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Gnatty Dread

A touch of fall in the air, and all those flying insects that decided to wait until marriage to copulate have changed their minds. A trip along the river tonight on a bicycle is asking for a constant bombardment of socializing gnats and midges, like driving through a rice shower (maybe they are getting married?) I made it home, a thorough shampooing reset the population of my personal space to one. That vegan diet I started today didn't last long, however.

By Professor Batty


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