"Try as I might, I couldn't put it down."
(the book was printed on flypaper, perhaps?)
"I heard that McCain has a plan to get the U.S. out of Viet... er, Iraq."
"Are you sure the clinic said to abstain from sex for 48 days before your pelvic exam?"
"Prepare for penetration, the area of contact is bound to be sensitive..."
-Spock to Kirk on an episode of Star Trek (no kidding!)
... my brain is frozen. It should be warmer tomorrow, hopefully that will help...