Friday, December 04, 2009

On Tall Boys, Church Keys and Ponies

Minneapolis, 1968

When I was very young, cans of beer were made of steel, with a flat top that needed a "church key" to cut a triangular opening, or with a conical top and a regular crimped cap- also needing an opener. They were sold primarily to fishermen and hunters who needed an unbreakable container for their "wildlife adventures." Most beer was sold in 12 ounce bottles, in cases of 24. There were even 7 ounce bottles- "ponies" as they were called- my mother would drink one every night before going to bed.

In the mid-sixties the "pop-top" tab can openers began to show up. They had a little aluminum ring which, when lifted, would detach from the can and in so doing create a die-cut opening in the top, no tools needed. Can beer sales exploded, especially among under-age drinkers. It was said by some teen-aged quaffers that if you dropped the tab back into the can, you would never get caught by the cops.

Beer manufacturers soon realized that packaging sold more beer than the actual product itself, and began making all sorts of innovations to attract the young drinker, with none more successful than the "Tall Boy." 16 ounces of the most god-awful swill imaginable, and as long as it was strong, it sold. Malt liquor was even stronger. This size race effectively ended when Foster's, in a 25.4 ounce can, became widely available. Beer marketing then turned toward inane slogans and concepts ("tastes great, less filling") and other hoopla.

In recent years, the trend in brewing has returned to making quality beers, beers made with good ingredients from traditional and innovative modern recipes; although in terms of quantity, the swill still wins.

By Professor Batty


Anonymous Nicole said...

Why DOES the swill always win? It seems like every time I go out, the people I am with order something like MGD lite or Michgolden lite or whatever. If I am going to have a beer, I want to taste it.

Blogger Ed Kohler said...

The latest in repackaging swill appears to be the bottle shaped can. A twist top package that's less breakable than glass (and lighter for shipping, I imagine). I've only seen it on macros.

Blogger Professor Batty said...

Nicole ~ Amen to that, sister.

Ed ~ I'd like to see an inverted- cone shaped can which you you peel the top off, stick it on the bottom and have an aluminum beer glass.

Blogger Shoshanah Marohn said...

When I was a kid, my dad used to say, "24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not."

He really didn't drink that much, though. He was mostly talk.

Post a Comment

                                                                                     All original Flippism is the Key content copyright Stephen Charles Cowdery, 2004-2023