Scratch 'n Sniff

Thumbing through The New Yorker magazine today, I became intrigued by one of those perfume inserts- you know the kind- where you put your nose up to the page and it smellls just like - INK! Then you realize that you have to open a flap, or scratch a spot, and then it smells just like CHEAP PERFUME AND INK!

Through the miracle of internet technology, I've created two such scratch 'n sniffs for your olafactory delight:

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for Macs= "Eau de Jobs"

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for PCs= "Gatesian Dell"

They should smell just like your favorite display! (hint: lick finger to enhance aroma!)