Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Menopausal Meditations

"Visualize yourself in these situations:"

Freezing rain
Early morning dew on the cool grass
Icy rivers
Arctic blizzards
Crushed ice sponge baths
Howling north winds
Glaciers
The cold of deep space
Absolute zero

"Feeling any better now, my dear?"

By Professor Batty


1 Comments:

Blogger Darien Fisher-Duke said...

In Minnesota, who needs to imagine these things? Can't you just step outside?

This will help me, in Virginia, though!

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