Friday, July 03, 2009

Essentials for a Wilderness Vacation


  • Canoe
  • Old Spice
  • English Leather
  • Bug Spray
  • Salad Spray
  • Hair Spray
  • Book: Betty and Veronica, a Comparative Study of Nymphomania and Frigidity in Teenage Comic Book Characters by P.Batty
  • Ukulele
  • Grass Skirt, large
  • Coconut Shell Bra, (Men's C)
  • Musical Comedy DVD: Sylvia Plath! All Singing! All Dancing!
  • Fish License
  • Fish Net
  • Fish Net Stockings
  • Fish Sticks
  • Chapstick
  • Lipstick
  • Powder
  • Paint
  • Cranberry Gommage Exfoliator
  • Money
  • Marbles
  • Chalk

    hmmm... Is there anything I've forgotten?

    • By Professor Batty


    6 Comments:

    Blogger Darien Fisher-Duke said...

    I hope your cabin is far out, because the attire that you and the Weaver will be wearing is REALLY far out!


    Anonymous Jon said...

    Where they are going no one is likely to notice anything unusual about them, although the coconuts are not native to the area.


    Blogger lab munkay said...

    Your paddle?


    Blogger Comica said...

    I'd suggest an additional DVD on Advanced Hula Lessons, along with some Archie comics from the 40's.


    Blogger Comica said...

    ...would that Sylvia Plath musical feature the song The Heat is On?


    too soon?


    Blogger Professor Batty said...

    Rose & Jon ~ The bugs kept us properly attired.

    lab munkay ~ I was up a creek, but did have a paddle.

    Comica ~ Archie Comics comprised the bulk of my teenage sex education, excepting my "hands-on" experience. I think Sylvia was a gas...

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