Airing Our Differences

"Gonna sauna, ya wanna?"

"All sweaty, we getty?"

"Be naked, and bake-ed!"

"No wayze, you crazy."

"Come honey, 's one-twenny."

"OK, I'm peelin', but no feelin'!"

"Ohhh..."

"Ohhh..."

"Hmmm?"

"Ummm..."

"Oh."

"Oh!"

"..."

"..."