Patent Medicine

Good for whatever ails you, salvation in a

bottle, but sooner or later the bottle runs dry

and the devil returns, recharged from his

absence and stronger than ever. Another

bottle– aye, that's the ticket! We'll party like

its 1899! And none will know of your little

secret. "Why, he's a jolly old chap" they'll

all say, but! You must take care never to let

the beast within escape. So drink up!

You can quit any time you want.