The Professor Sells Out...

... and why not?

If people sell hallucinogenic drugs as "bath salts"

why shouldn't I be allowed to sell wood shavings

steeped in high-fructose corn syrup as "asthma

cigarettes?" Of course I'll make sure that

children under six won't be tempted- they

can't afford it anyway! It couldn't be any

worse than the snuff a "friend" once offered

me ("It'll clear you right out!"). Or perhaps

I could emulate a very young Sandra Dee with

a clever television ad:



Everybody's happy when you bring home the Coke!