Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Best Comment of All Time



Over the years, I have had quite the variety of comments on my FITK posts.

They are, for the most part, sincere and germane to the topic at hand. There have been exceptions of course. Most notable were those in 2005 when, for a brief time, a spate of Chinese-language commenters used Blogspot blogs as a method of ‘secret’ communication. They were soon shut down by a Chinese government internet crackdown (perhaps the only time I approved of an act of censorship.)

The other day I got a doozy of a comment. I quickly realized it was spam but it was so over-the-top that I had to save it. Here it is in its entirety (except for the email address):

1 Comment:

Christiana said...

I want to thank Dr Williams a very powerful spell caster who help me to bring my husband back to me, few month ago i have a serious problem with my husband, to the extend that he left the house, and he started dating another woman and he stayed with the woman, i tried all i can to bring him back, but all my effort was useless until the day my friend came to my house and i told her every thing that had happened between me and my husband, then she told me of a powerful spell caster who help her when she was in the same problem I then contact Dr Williams and told him every thing and he told me not to worry my self again that my husband will come back to me after he has cast a spell on him, i thought it was a joke, after he had finish casting the spell, he told me that he had just finish casting the spell, to my greatest surprise within 48 hours, my husband really came back begging me to forgive him, if you need his help you can contact him with via email: xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com,and to greatest surprise the lady caster a love spell on my husband,am so grateful to Dr Williams and my wonderful friend.


Whew! Try reading that aloud with no periods to catch your breath.

As if this plea wasn’t enough, the spammer also posted the exact same comment to three other FITK posts. A quick Google search found many examples of this particular scam, with many other names for the ‘spell doctor’.

I have deleted them from the FITK, there is no need to encourage that kind of behavior.

By Professor Batty


2 Comments:

Blogger jono said...

I remember getting a few advertising escort services in Mumbai or someplace similar. Then there's the guy who is anxious for boomers to die because his world is all effed up.
In your case I would wonder why the wife would want her husband back unless she's a glutton for pain and abuse.
Have you ever known anyone to respond to any of these in a serious manner?


Blogger Professor Batty said...

There is sort of a demented literary aspect to this one, maybe it could be the premise of a TV show?

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