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The Queen is Dead, Long Live the King

“It’s good to be king.” ~ Mel Brooks

The only Queen of England I’ve ever known is dead.

Actually, our acquaintance was limited to postage stamps.

The back of her head had been licked more than any other person in history.

Some might even say that she was “stuck-up.”

As a child I had often wondered about what it must have been like to be Prince Charles.

When I was older I realized that it probably wasn’t much fun.