No More Mr. Nice Guy!
After attending a desensitivity training seminar (part of a customer service class) I've decided to change my personality. No more musings on art and culture - I'll replace those with Nascar updates. Björk? - now its Toby Keith. Vegetarian entrees at Cafe Brenda? Nope, I'll do my dining out at Stuart Anderson's Steak House from now on. Anti-Dubya tirades? A thing of the past, sign me up for the next Bush "pre-emptive strike". Social awareness and compassion? No sir, strictly dog-eat-dog from now on. Dairy Queen? It'll be Dairy KING for me.
I'll trade in my compact car for a Hummer.
I'll replace my canoe with a big speed boat with TWO 200hp motors. Garden rake? - Leaf blower.
The company of women? -Now it's the good ole boys network for me.
Fine wine with a gourmet meal? - Jack Daniels with pork rinds.
Gay marriages? - Nope, only sad ones.
Youthful enthusiasm? - Jaded cynicism.
Humor - Aggression
Love - Hate.
Where did everybody go?
I just wanted to fit in with the program.
I didn't want to be alone like this.
I still have Rush Limbaugh.
And Ann Coulter.
And a christmas card from Dubya.
And a life free of messy things like friendship, society, empathy.
I have MY freedom.