"I really don't remember thinking about very much in high school except my hair."
-Meryl Streep, in Rolling Stone
"What do you think of that?"
"It's all any girl thinks of in high school."
"Really? I didn't think about my hair much at all."
"That's the difference between boys and girls..."
"You'd have thought that I'd learned that before now..."
"There's still a lot you could learn about girls..."
"Obviously. I need to go back to school."
"To study girls' hair?"
"No, ninth grade grammar. I had linguistics instead. I was in an experimental program. The experiment failed."
"That explains a lot..."