Desperately Seeking Sharon, Part 3
Stranded In The Jungle
Gliding with my gloomy guide Guido, we found ourselves three day's journey up the mighty Amazon itself. The natives had spoken of "scary stick woman" so I knew we were on the right track. Those riverbanks gave me the creeps. You never knew what might fly out from those leafy fronds...
Suddenly I heard a distinct "ffft" sound emanating from the near shore. I felt a sting on my neck and I began to see strange patterns.