I Am Curious (Yellow and Blue) Part 3
Fear of Fooding
Why not have a “restaurant” (ironic quotes) in a home furnishing store?
A place to refresh, relax and digest your shopping experience, with a daily special:
Fifteen meatballs, with mashed potatoes and gravy = $4.99.
Not a misprint. One could, if one were so inclined, add another 5 meatballs for an extra $1. Or get forty for $11.98! You wouldn’t need to eat again (or be able to eat again) for at least three days. But I was in more of a “brunch mode” (non-ironic quotes) so I settled for a wedge of “chocolate torte” and a cup of “coffee” (ironic quotes). The woman at the table next to mine saw my cake and remarked; “Say, that looks good!”
“Appearances can be deceiving… ” I muttered.
Pallets of it.
Just the idea makes me uneasy.
The reality disturbs me greatly.
Hard, flat, cookies.
Good for dunking?
I’ll never know.
Thank you, no.