The Professor Sells Out...
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If people sell hallucinogenic drugs as "bath salts"
why shouldn't I be allowed to sell wood shavings
steeped in high-fructose corn syrup as "asthma
cigarettes?" Of course I'll make sure that
children under six won't be tempted- they
can't afford it anyway! It couldn't be any
worse than the snuff a "friend" once offered
me ("It'll clear you right out!"). Or perhaps
I could emulate a very young Sandra Dee with
a clever television ad:
Everybody's happy when you bring home the Coke!
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