Return from Big Lake
A transcript from a cassette tape recording made in the green van, 1975:
Stranded in the Jungleā¦ Rawhideā¦ Ronnieā¦ Big Girls Donāt Cryā¦ Sherry Baby, Wah-Wah-Tusi, Iko Ikoā¦ 634-5789ā¦
oh you know that oneā¦
Patchesā¦ Wolverton Mountainā¦ Itchykoo Parkā¦ The Blues Magoosā You Aināt Seen Nothing Yet, Rainy Day Mushroomsā¦ Liar, Liar, The Castaways, what was the follow-up?
Leaving You Babe on the Midnight Trainā¦ I thought it was
Little Latin Lupe Lu? That was the Chancellorsā¦
Talkināābout my baby, Little Latin Lupe Luā¦ Wait a minute now, we bought our PA speakers fromā¦ Raggsā¦
Bomp-Bomp-Bomp-Bomp-Bomp-Ba-Bomp Bomp, I was walkinā with my baby, down 49th Street, I said āHey pretty baby, Iād really like to meet ya nowā¦ I said a-shake and stompā¦ Where the hell are we?
Blue-black hair, shaded eyes, baby you got me hypnotized, youāre the girl with the long, long, blue-black hairā¦ Wait, why donāt we sing something I know?
This old man he played one, he played knick-nack on my thumbā¦ (
Am I Blue is on the radio dial switches to
Different Drum) Stone Poneys!
ā¦ and I aināt sayinā you aināt pretty, all Iām sayinā is Iām not ready for any person place or thing to try and pull the reins in on me-ee soooo-oh, goodbyeā¦ Thatās a big scam, How about some Motown?
Baby, Baby, I hear a symphonyā¦ ooo-oooā¦ Some Rod McKeun? You son of a bitchā¦ I was wrong, you son of a bitchā¦
Lightning striking again, together, together, no never, never!ā¦
You know I felt that way onceā¦ you know what I think it is? Itās the new mathā¦ algebraā¦ I had waffles today, thatās the truth, frozen wafflesā¦ donāt you think frozen waffles are bunk? Now you take a Mambo Pieā¦ put peanut butter on itā¦ (
Hey Jude plays on the radio) He used to play bass in John Lewisā old band I want you toā¦ it was Gordy Johnson on bass, Mark Bandor on rhythmn guitar, Mike Stoner on drumsā¦
Mister Moonlightā¦ Bandor played guitar? comāonā¦
take a sad song and make it betterā¦ We got some guys, and went to Hyās to buy a tape recorderā¦
the kneeboneās connected to the hipbone the hipboneās connected to the hipbone, the hipboneās connected to the backbone, all praise to the Lordā¦ youāll all be sorry when Iāll be deadā¦ thatās a good songā¦ (laughter)
Well have a smoke on me, Oh No! Forget it, thatās a quarter cigarā¦ (laughter)
Well have a smoke on me, Oh No! Forget it, thatās a quarter cigarā¦ (laughter)
Well have a smoke on me, Oh No! Forget it, thatās a quarter cigarā¦ (laughter)
Have a smoke on me, Oh No! Thatās no joke! Weāll have a quarter cigarā¦
Time for no joke, time for no smoke, time for a joke from Rickeeeā¦
Does Ricky Lewis resemble Rocky Lupino, Oh No! Oh No! Not in the slightest!
Does Ricky Lewis resemble Rocky Lupino, Oh No! Oh No! Not in the slightest!
Oh No! Remember the big teen breaker store, were you there, were you there?
Remember the First National Bank, were you there, were you there?
No, No, does Ricky Lewis resemble Rocky Lupino, Oh No! Oh No! Not in the slightest!
The Broadway Musical Mud, the 1975 hit, everything you wanted to know about dirt. Has Rick Lewis as a baby, it all started before he was born. He came outta his ma, he came outta his ma! Okay.
I wanted to play rock'n'roll music but I heard the call from Shasta Beverage Company.
ONE MORE TIME!
I wanted to play rock'n'roll music but I heard the call from Shasta Beverage Company.
Please let him stay in the van. Oh, Ricky speaks! Speak to us Rickyā¦ Aw thatās all right. It was a small crowd, you could count it on the fingers of one hand.
I dreamed I was there in Hillbilly Heavenā¦ Rich, Cāmon nowā¦ (Sounds of van door opening and then closing. Tape hiss is heard for 5 minutes, then the sound of door opening again.)
Ricky, Rickyā¦ Iāll sit back hereā¦
Tiny Bubbles, in the wineā¦ make me feel happyā¦ We wonāt have to wait in Minneapolisā¦ A lot of what you callā¦ sex? Weāll probably be sober enough to handle itā¦ whatā¦
Oh! No! Shasta Beverage wonāt do, I did not think the foreman could be so cruelā¦ Iām never going back to my old time-slotā¦ You sit on the console, Iāll sit on Tuckerā¦
Lon Cheney was a friend of mineā¦
Lon Cheney was a friend of mineā¦
Lon Cheney was a friend of mineā¦
Lon Cheney was a friend of all mankindā¦
Lon Cheney was a friend of mineā¦
Lon Cheney was a friend of mineā¦
Of yours and mineā¦
A friend of ALL mankind.
(The rest is noiseā¦ )