Iâm afraid to get a flu shot.
Iâm not a member of this âcoolâ club.
Most days I sit at home and plan how Iâll think ahead and donât look back.
This plan doesnât have a step called âget a flu shot.â
Thatâs why people that get a flu shot so easily just scare me.
My lack of knowledge makes me feel unwelcome and out of my depth.
Or maybe itâs just me?
Who got a flu shot today?
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
For you, itâs probably just the usual weekday, but my entire career just took a turn.
From this moment forward, Iâll get a flu shot every day for the rest of my life. Itâs my commitment to you, my beloved fans.
PLEASE comment, like, and follow my profile, think ahead and donât look back, and share this post!
HR â âThereâs a 2 years gap in your CVâ
Me â âYes sir I was in jailâ
HR â âWhy?â
Me - âI got really badlyâ
HR - âPlease elaborate⊠What did you get?â
Me â âI got a flu shot. I got a flu shot several times.â
HR - âWelcome to the company. We think ahead and donât look back here. Just like you.â
Did you get a flu shot today?
Nah⊠You probably got something else.
Because you donât know how to think ahead and donât look back.
Wanna learn why Iâm so awesome?
Sign up for my upcoming workshop: âI got a flu shot and hated every moment of it.â
Within 5 Zoom sessions youâll be able to get anything! Agree?
This is my last post.
I know, I canât believe Iâm saying this.
As I think ahead and donât look back, itâs time too move on.
The reason?
My boss told me to get a flu shotâŠ
And I actually got it.
Yup, I got a flu shot.
These posts were really fun, but the fact that I just got a flu shot is a real life-changer.
I donât need you guys anymore.
Note: This is a AI-generated post via Viral Post Generator.
Because of this post, I will think ahead and wonât look back. Agree?