Friday, November 30, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Mondays in Iceland - #28
Studio

In the old part of town, where there are houses interspersed with commercial buildings, some of the small lots also contain small structures, some of which house little studios. Whether this one is used by an artist, is a storage room, or just a place to get away, I don't know. But it does seem to fit the neighborhood, both in scale and appearance. I am taken with the idea of living there, a completely irrational idea, but that is part of the charm of of the area; dozens of small buildings with inviting facades suggesting a new and simpler lifestyle.
By Professor Batty
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Friday, November 23, 2012
Sharon's Diet
If you are what you eat do you eat what you are?

Sharon's full of herself, Fridays
Used by permission
By Professor Batty
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
Tursharken
Turkey + Sharon + Chicken = Tursharken.
Debone and serve kicking with gravy and peas.

Thanks for sharin', Sharon, yum!
Used by permission
By Professor Batty
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Terminal
This is chapter 24 of Window Weather, a serial fiction novel on FITK

Sean was greeted at the airport by Sally and a man who appeared to be a customs official. Sally gave Sean his ticket, passport and boarding pass, and took Seanâs cell phonesâthe one from the embassyâas well as Billyâs possessions: the duffle bag, the iPhone and the MacBook. Sally and Sean went to the check-in.
âWeâll be flying together again,â said Sally, âFirst class this time. I took the liberty of giving you the window seat, I hope you donât mind,â She spoke pleasantly, but her face lacked emotion. âWeâve got some time before boarding, did you eat?â
âNo, I might be able to eat a little.â Seanâs guts still felt as if they were tied into knots.
âThereâs plenty of food to choose from in the terminal, do you have any Kronur left? Might as well spend it now, you wonât get much back from the exchange.â
Sean and Sally went up to the main terminal where there was a deli-style restaurant. Sean got a sandwich and a Coke. Sally didnât eat but did get a glass of wine. They sat down and Sally looked at Sean carefully.
âNot exactly a fancy dinner date, is it, Billy? Are you doing alright? I appreciate what a remarkable thing it is that youâre doing. Iâm not at all surprised that you are on edge.â
âIâm OK, I guess. I knew going into it that this would be a strange gig, but I never imagined it how it could turn so bad. The realization that I donât have any say in whatâs going onâthatâs the thing which bothers me the most.â
âHow much control do any of us have over our lives?â said Sally, âYouâre already past the hard part. The Senatorâs people have seen to it that everything will be considerably easier from now on. Weâll see to it that you are kept comfortableâif you continue to play by our rules.â
âI understand,â said Sean, âAlthough I would be a lot more comfortable if I had a proper pair of shoes.â Picking at his sandwich, Seanâs brain was telling him that he should be hungry, but his stomach wasnât ready for a full meal yet. âI will play the role of the dutiful son." he said. He wondered how Molly was taking the news of âhisâ death. She must have been notified by now. âTell me, if you can, where it is that weâre going?"
âWeâll land in Washington and then go to the Senatorâs compound in Maryland. Youâll be under Secret Service protection.â
âHouse arrest?â
âIn a sense. Youâll be taken out for campaign appearances, but your freedom of movement and access to communications will be restricted. It shouldnât be too onerous. You should be used to it by nowâlook behind you.â
Sean turned around and saw that the two goons who he had seen in the nightclub and at the scene of Billyâs accident were sitting a few tables away.
âThey were on your side, then?â Sean asked.
âThey are on our side,â said Sally with a smile.
Sean put down the sandwich without eating any of it. Sally finished her wine then indicated it was time to go.
âPassport control is open now. After clearing customs weâll wait in the departure terminal. Donât talk to anyone.â
The passport officer gave a cursory look at Billyâs replacement passport and stamped it without comment. Sean and Sally went to their gate. When Sean glanced at the departure board he saw that the Seattle flight was at the next gateâwith its hold open, in the process of being loaded. Amidst the usual mix of luggage and parcels was a large, coffin-sized shipping container.
The flight left on time. Sally was in the aisle seat. Sean was still queasy, both his mind and body were in turmoil due to the events of the last few days. As he looked out the window, he could see the landscape of Iceland disappearing into the fog. Sally leaned over and began to speak quietly into his ear:
âYouâll have to grow into your campaign role, Billy. Youâll be spending a lot of time on airplanes, and even more time in hotel rooms. Youâll have to perform as if you were a great actor in a poorly-written play, and remember, no ad-libbing, ever.â
âHow will I be able to I pull this off?â said Sean, âEveryone will see through me. What about Billyâs half-sisters? What about the Senatorâs wife?â
âThe twins hardly know Billyâthey were infants when he went to collegeâand, aside from a few drunken appearances at Christmas parties, havenât seen much of their âolder brotherâ at all. Nora, Billyâs stepmother, already knows whatâs going on.â
âWhatâs your stake in this, Sally? Or is that privileged information?â
âNora and I go way back. She helped me when I needed it most, and Iâll help her, and the Senator, whenever they need it.â
The attendant brought the beverage cart down the aisle. The thought of alcohol repulsed Sean. He motioned to what looked like a can of orange soda.
âAppelsĂn?â said the server.
âUm, yeah, OK.â
Sally smiled, âApple Sin? The cause of Adamâs fall.â
âBut of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.Sally knew her Bible.
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
For God doth know that in the day
ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened,
and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.â
âYouâll be getting to know good and evil real well, Billy. Let your eyes be opened and your mouth be shut and youâll get along just fine.â
Sean took a sip of the soda. The can said it was âLimonadeâ but it tasted like nothing Heâd ever had before. Not sweet, not citrus and certainly not apple, but it was a good match for his parched condition. He wondered if heâd ever get back to eating regular food. Leaning back in his seat, he closed his eyes.
âBefore you nod off Billy,â Sally said, âI want you to know this: Iâll be on your sideâbut only if youâll let me. Nora is a powerful woman, and she can be blunt with those she thinks arenât fully supportive of her. You will have to put up with a lot of grief from her, even cruelty, and get no rewards. She can be truly awful at times. Youâll just have to grin and bear it.â
âIâm beginning to understand why Billy was on the run,â said Sean, âI canât imagine Billy ever letting a woman like that have the upper hand over him.â
Sally gripped Seanâs arm and looked him straight in the eyes as she spoke:
âAt the last Christmas party we were at Billy said this to me: âThe only way I could make Nora Clarkson happy would be if I walked through a mile of her shit just to kiss her ass.â Thatâs not far from the truth,â Sally said, lightly touching Seanâs cheek, âPleasant dreams, Billy.â
Next Chapter: Tea for Three
By Professor Batty
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Cindy Sherman

Walker Art Center, Minneapolis, 2012
I took in the Cindy Sherman photography exhibit this weekend. Cindy has done self-portraits of one sort or another for the last 35 years. One might think that this was a narcissistic conceit, a concept would lead to a sameness. The opposite is true. After seeing over one hundred and fifty portraits, many larger than life-size, I was left with the strange sensation that she could be standing right next to me and I wouldnât be able to recognize her at all.
Sherman's work has her assuming many personas. Her early work looked as if they were stills from European art filmsâplotless, with narratives supplied by the viewerâs imagination. Later works explored classical art, while the newest work brought feminine stereotypes to uncomfortable heightsâsimultaneously fetishtic and mundane.
Highly recommended for those readers in the Minneapolis area.
Through February 17, 2013.
By Professor Batty
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Monday, November 19, 2012
Mondays in Iceland - #27
Perlan

ReykjavĂk, 2012
After HallgrĂmskirkja, Perlan (the Pearl) is the most noteworthy landmark in ReykjavĂk. Giant water tanks, with a museum, cafe, rotating restaurant and observation deckâall tied together around a multi-story atrium. Some people think it ridiculous, but it is so over-the-top that I like it. Perched on a hill overlooking NauthĂłlsvĂk, it is surrounded by pleasant paths, a perfect destination for an afternoon walk and is a good subject for photographers.
By Professor Batty
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Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Dream Lover
This is chapter 23 of Window Weather, a serial fiction novel on FITK

... walking with mother, walking to the store in the neighborhood centerâthe store that sold womenâs clothes on consignment... I was only four or five and mother complimented me on being a âgood walkerâ... it was six blocks but I wasnât tired... the morning sun made everything look more alive... its warmth enveloped me, like a caress from mother... we went into a store run by a strange little man and his wife... âhereâs a hot number,â he said, holding up a brassiere, I wondered what that meant... âding, ding...â there must have been a door bell in the back of the store for deliveries... mother smiled at me, I was glad when she was happy, the world would became a beautiful place, a place where bad memories where forgotten.... âding ding...â it was the first day of school, the school smelled of floor wax and there were other children there but I wasnât afraid because the big kids went in a different door... I had a pencil box with my name on it... I was suddenly looking at a picture of myself entering school on that first day... âding ding...â I was late to class, the bell was ringing then I sat down across from Julie and when looked into her deep brown eyes I fell in love... âding ding...âThe cell phone Sean had been given at the embassy was ringing in his jacket pocket. Groggily, he pressed the talk button and heard Sallyâs voice.
âSorry to wake you, but weâve got your flight ready. You need to be at the airport by two oâclock. What did you find of Billyâs?â Sean looked at the phone. 8 AM. Heâd been asleep for twenty hours. His bladder confirmed it.
âHand on a minute there, Sally, let me get myself together,â said Sean, putting the phone down. An empty jug was on the floor near the makeshift bed. Two minutes later, he picked up the phone again.
âI found his computer but canât use it, all his stuff is behind passwords. They shouldnât be too hard to crack. Iâve got his phone too, youâll want to look at that. Did you recover my computer from the police?â
âNo, the ReykjavĂk police is holding everything from the accident,â said Sally, âWe canât press them on it, I think it will be sent back to Seattle with the body after the autopsy. Someone will have to ID the body in Seattle before they release any of it.â
âSomeone?â
âYour employer. Sheâs being notified. Weâll have her get in touch with your girlfriend as well. I think Ms. Berenson will do whatever we tell her to,â she said. Today Sally was all business and no charm. Her bruskness made Sean feel a bit ill. âThere wasnât anything compromising on your laptop, was there, Sean?â she continued.
âNo, just some text files. All the real data is in Seattle and thereâs a multi-level dynamic password system in place. Iâm the only person outside of ADR who could use the operating system on that computer. If I did try to access it now, they would know I wasnât dead.â
âYou didnât find any of Billyâs papers or ID?â
âNothing. All he had here was a phone and computer and some clothes. There must be another place where kept his important stuff. I know for a fact that he had an ATM card, and he must have had some other ID,â Sean didnât mention the sock stuffed with cash.
âIt may have something to do with the Russians; they like to hold some form of âsecurityâ from their contacts. Once youâre on the plane back to D.C. none of this will matter. Donât come to the embassy, there have already been reporters snooping around, asking about the accident. We donât want any information about the Senatorâs son, no matter how tenuous, to hit the media. Flight 645 leaves at 16:50. You can get cleaned up at the pool. Get something to eat and a Flybus ticket, do have enough money for all that?â
âYes, I still have most of what you gave me yesterday,â said Sean, âIâve only bought coffee since then.â He wasnât going to tell Sally about the card he mailed, or Ăora either.
âOnce you get to the airport weâll take care of the rest. Just remember, you are still Billy,â said Sally, âBy the way, how did you make out with that woman?â
âThat woman?â
âThe one in the diner⊠â
âA friend of Billyâs. She was charming. I donât think that she suspects anything.â Sean realized that they had been under surveillance, in the diner at least.
âI hope, for both of your sakes, that you didnât do anything dumb.â
Sean wondered if he had.
Next Chapter: Terminal
By Professor Batty
Monday, November 12, 2012
Mondays in ReykjavĂk - #26 - Foreman

While not on the same torrid pace as it once was, demolition and new construction continues in the city, some of the older houses are being torn down for projects built in the name of development. With many apartments still empty, this aggressive real estate speculation is changing the character of city, particularly near the eastern end of Hverfisgata. All of this background mattered little to the young boy who stood transfixed by the machine's fierce claw tearing into the earth just a few feet away.
By Professor Batty
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Friday, November 09, 2012
Monday, November 05, 2012
Mondays In Iceland - #25
Tourists

ReykjavĂk, 2012
Vacation photo rituals havenât changed much since the invention of Eastmanâs original Kodak: stand in front of a picturesque scene and smile. ReykjavĂk must have the highest ratio of "snapshots per capita" of any destination, the combination of a small population, numerous tourists and lots of scenery combines in a near orgasm of photography. This Chinese couple could have used a helping hand - it is usually better to have both travelers in the shot. I was too slow on the uptake on this occasion, but the next day I did help a young Japanese woman get a nice picture (she was alone, holding her camera at armâs length) at the Viking ship sculpture. Smiles all around.
As you can see, Iâm restarting my Mondays in Iceland series. Too many new pictures to keep hidden and most will also feature a tiny story.
By Professor Batty
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Friday, November 02, 2012
Iceland Airwaves 2012

Pascal Pinon, Eld HĂșs, Reykjavik, Inspired by Iceland
I thought I was going to skip posting about Iceland Airwaves this year, but I just can't help it. The above screenshot is from "The smallest off-venue" from the event, a tiny house in the center of ReykjavĂk which holds about 8 people max, including the performers. You can see the whole performance here.
There is a great photo gallery of the first night at IĂ°no at The Line of Best Fit, and a glowing review of Pascal Pinon has been posted at the ReykjavĂk Grapevine Airwaves coverage.
I've occasionally wondered if it was some strange elfin magic which first attracted me to these talented siblings in 2009.
I'm not wondering anymore, and there are more sisters on the way.
Sharon will return next Friday.
By Professor Batty
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