Friday, June 29, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
The Water Has Memory
This is chapter 14 of Window Weather, a serial fiction novel on FITK

Sean woke up with a headache. It was a little past noonâ5 a.m. Seattle timeâand once he figured out where he was and what he had done the night before he knew why he felt so strung out. He remembered what the man on the shuttle bus had told him about the swimming pools in ReykjavĂk. A brochure on the table next to his bed gave the locations. Sean had several hours to kill before his meeting with Billy and he thought that a swim and a soak would do him good. His mind was still on the emails from Molly and Mrs. Robinson, he was especially concerned with Mollyâs comment about âthe guy sitting in the car.â In his reply, Sean told her to get a picture of the guy and his carâif she could do it without being too obvious. Mrs. Robinsonâs email concerning the Russians was also troubling. After the events of last night, Sean knew here was definitely something going on with Billy and them. Grabbing a banana as his breakfast, Sean headed out.
The walk to the pool was stimulating. Almost every house or apartment that Sean passed had some form of artwork prominently displayed in their windows, Sean found himself smiling in spite of his anxieties.
Situated in a residential area about a mile from the apartment, the pool complex was built of concrete in a post-war Euro-Modern style. After paying for an admission, the desk clerk steered Sean toward the flight of stairs that lead down to the menâs changing area. It was a nice placeâtastefully furnished in wood and tileâand surprisingly bright for a locker room. A group of older men (evidently regulars) were talking among themselves in the area adjacent to the shower. Sean realized that the pool was as much a community center as it was a place to swim. Everyone was naked. Sean dutifully scrubbed and showered as per the instructions of the imperative graphic that was prominently displayed on the wall. He put on his suit and walked outside to the pool area. The air was quite cool but once in the water, Sean was deliciously warm.
A swimming lane was open and Sean managed a couple of laps. He then got out and walked over to the hot pots. The water in the first pot was warmer than that of the pool, but Sean wanted something hotterâhot enough to erase any jetlag that remained. In the next pot, which was a couple of degrees warmer, were three people: an elderly man and woman and a heavy-set, olive-skinned younger man.
âGóðan daginn,â the elder man said.
Sean replied, âGood day to you, too.â
âĂ, an American, yes, and what brings you to our little pool at the end of the world?â
âA little getaway, Iâm also visiting an old friend from school.â
âWhere are you from in America?â said the younger man, who spoke with a slight Spanish accent.
âFrom Seattle, most recently, but Iâve lived in a couple of places in the States. You must have come from somewhere else as well?â
âI am from Madrid, here on business.â
âAnd you two, you are from here, no doubt?â
The woman smiled and nodded and the man spoke: âYes, Iâve been here all my life, except when I was out fishing. Iâve been to Seattle too, but it was many years ago.â
âIâve only lived there a few months,â Sean replied, trying not to reveal too much.
âIâve fished all around the world,â said the older man, âI even went to Japan to study their fishing methods. I learned their way of casting nets. I was able to catch more fish and use less fuel than any of the other Icelandic trawler captains.â
âDo you still get out on the ocean?â
âNo, Iâm retired, this is my water now. But sitting in here I can remember. The water has memory, you see, the water has memory.â
âAn admirable philosophy, my friend,â said the man who was entering the hot pot, âYou know, it so happens that the only philosophy I truly believe in concerns water as well.â It was the same man Sean that had spoken with on the Flybus.
âWelcome professor... Shallbetter, I believe it is?â said Sean, âJoin in, weâre conducting an international symposium on all things important. Tell us your philosophy of water.â
âSimply put: water is good. I know it isnât much of a theory. You donât have to believe in it eitherâunless you are thirsty.â All the people in the pool laughed. The professor continued: âIt isnât really my theory. I borrowed it from HalldĂłr Laxness.â
âI should know who that is, I think,â said Sean, âBut I have a feeling that my college computer science classes were somewhat deficient in their coverage of Scandinavian philosophers.â
âHe was the greatest Icelandic author of the twentieth century, a Nobel laureate and Socialist-Catholic-Taoist,â said Shallbetter. âAs a philosopher, you would be hard-pressed to find one who was a better commentator on the human condition.â
The Spaniard began talking about American politics, specifically the presidential race.
âFascists⊠â he declared, with an emphasis on the sibilance of the âsâ sounds, â⊠an inevitable result of unbridled political power. American politics is heading toward a fascist state.â
The professor spoke up: âI am afraid you are right, my friend. The president has embraced it, and his main challenger, Senator Clarkson, is only the flip side of the same coin. Either one will use as much force as possible to maintain their hold on power.â
Things were beginning to heat up in Seanâs little hot pot at the end of the world.
Sean decided against revealing that he was working for Clarksonânot that he was in a direct political senseâbut in the support of him nonetheless. It was really just another job, as far as Sean was concerned, except for his connection with Billy.
Addressing the retired Captain, Sean asked: âWhat about the Icelandic president? What are his aspirations?â
âWell, it is not the same here. The president is a figureheadâa suit and tieâtrotted out to greet foreign dignitaries. He likes to pose with the big-shots, I think he really wants to be Icelandic royalty, like the King of Norway or the Queen of Denmark. King of Iceland, huh, he would be the new âDog-Days King.ââ
Another woman, who appeared to be in her mid-thirties, entered the hot-pot and began talking in Icelandic to the older woman. When the sun suddenly broke through the overcast, the conversation stopped. Sean squinted and, as the sun filtered through his eyelids spreading a warm, red glow over his field of vision, his whole body felt as if it were dissolving into in the hot water. Sean thought it would be a good time to take his leaveâbefore he melted.
âWell, I am quite thoroughly cooked. It was a pleasure talking to all of you, and to meet you again Professor. What is the name of that author again?â
âLaxness. HalldĂłr Laxness. He wasnât a fascist, although he did support Stalin for a good while. Read his books, any of them, you can get them in the airport shops. Heâll set you straight.â
âCan you tell me what, besides water, is the gist of his philosophy?â
The Professor smiled.
âOh, there is so much I wouldnât know where to begin. Hm. This will have to do:
âThe correct understanding of life, let me tell you, is love despite everything. Love despite everything, that is the aim and object of life. Love, you see, is the only thing that pays in the long run, even though it might seem a dead loss in the short run.ââItâs from World Light. Remember it.â
Next Chapter: The Pearl
By Professor Batty
Monday, June 25, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
Sharon's Collage

King Arthur: âNow stand aside, worthy adversary.â
Black Knight: â'Tis but a scratch.â
King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off.â
Black Knight: âNo it isn't.â
King Arthur: âWhat's that, then?â
Black Knight: â[pause] I've had worse.â
King Arthur: âYou liar.â
Black Knight: âCome on ya pansy.â
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Sharon's struggle, Fridays at FITK
By Professor Batty
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Love Letters Straight from Your Heart
My nightly constitutional has been turning up some "found" literature as of late. Saturday evening I spied this spiritual document on the boulevard near the firehouse:

The superhero allusion aside, this pledge seems sincere, although the wording of the last bit about "love my loved ones and love my enamys the same" might raise a little doubt about just how much the writer really cares for those closest to him.
The very next evening I found this somewhat disturbing note on the sidewalk at the end of my block. It had been neatly folded and placed under a smooth stone:

Are the two notes related? Is "Kill" the "enamy" of superhero "Jesuse?" Is this a sign of the apocalypse? I'll be watching my back, that is for sure.
We may be in for an interesting summer.
By Professor Batty
Comments: 2
Monday, June 18, 2012
Prison of the Forgotten Dolls
I was on the prowl for some culture but the street art show was a bust.
Making my escape, I fled into the land of Failed Design- the antique mall. That was where, down in the darkest and most remote corner of the cellar, I found The Prison of the Forgotten Dolls. and among them this group of "friends", who, by their look of grim resignation, had been held captive long enough to have had their spirit broken:

Some of the little "friends" where there as well; the ugly cousins of The Great Beauty, not yet without hope:

There was also The Jilted Groom, The Disappointed Bridesmaid, the Bratty Kid Sister, and a couple of Sleeping Beauties who were waiting for the kiss to wake them from their eternal slumber:

But where was The Great Beauty herself?
The Fairest of them all?
The Great Beauty (and her alter ego, the Queen of Darkness) finally did appear...
No!
I refused to believe my eyes!

Alas! The years have not been kind.
By Professor Batty
Comments: 3
Friday, June 15, 2012
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Ole
This is chapter 13 of Window Weather, a serial fiction novel on FITK

Sean told the taxi driver to take him around the city. He didnât want to chance having the thugs from the nightclub follow him and, besides that fact, he really hadnât seen much of ReykjavĂk since he landed sixteen hours ago. The driver, Ole, was a tall man in his late 50s, and was, unlike the goons Sean had encountered earlier in the evening, most congenial.
âJĂĄ, just look for HallgrĂmskirkja, then you know where you are. Some folks donât like it, but you will never forget it,â said Ole as he pointed out the big concrete church on the hill that overlooked the town, His taxi was a Cadillac, Sean wondered if it had been his personal car before the crashâif he had been forced to take this job to make ends meet?
âYouâve come to Iceland before?â
âNo, Iâve only been here a day,â said Sean, âI donât know anything about Iceland, really.â The cab was leaving the center of town and had just gone past a huge structure with five tanks and a dome on top.
âWhat's that?ââ said Sean. He couldn't imagine what the building was for. It looked like an enormous spaceship.
âPerlan, the Pearl,â said Ole. âThose tanks are full of hot water from the geothermal springs. They have events in the center, between the tanks. The dome on top is a revolving restaurant for tourists. Too expensive for regular people. What do you like to eat? Iceland is the worldâs best place for meat, you can get all kinds of fish, birds, reindeer, whale, horse, more kinds of lamb than you can imagine. Even the pylsur have lamb in them.â
âPylsur?â
âJĂĄ, hot dogs. Theyâre everywhere. âEina meĂ° öllu.â One with everything. Youâll see.â
After a half an hour of Oleâs commentary on Icelandic culture and politics, Sean relaxed, knowing that he hadnât been followed. For the most part, the streets were empty. Sallyâs wine was beginning to catch up with him so he gave the driver the address of his apartment. Ole knew the place.
âJĂŠ,jĂŠ, jĂŠ, across from the Russians.â
âWhat are they like? What goes on there?â Sean was still thinking about Billyâs little âdetourâ onto the Embassy grounds.
âOh, they donât like it here much, those that work in the Embassy. Nothing for them to do, now that the cold war is over. It used to be different. They used to sit in HorniĂ°âthe restaurant on HafnarstrĂŠtiâwhere they could look at the American agents looking back at them. Now they mostly stay in the embassy. They have a man who brings them duty-free once a week. They donât mingle.â
The taxi stopped in front of Seanâs apartment building.
âJĂĄ, you take my card, I work nights, after eight. Anything you need, I can get it.â
âThanks, Ole, I may take you up on that,â said Sean.
By the time Sean got back into his apartment, it was 2 AM. He opened his laptop and saw that there were several emails waiting to be read:
MollyBee23@SeattleBestMail.net
May 3 (8 hours ago)
Sean, I hope your project is coming along. I don't want to sound like a whiner, but I guess I'm missing you more than I thought I would. Work is the sameoldsameold, nothing new there. News in Seattle is bad. Some guy went crazy and shot a bunch of people in a cafe and then killed himself, jeez it's creeping me out. When I came home tonight there was a guy just sitting in a car down at the end of the block. I know it's probably nothing, but you never can tell.
Come home soon,
Love you,
Molly
The other emails were all from Mrs. Robinson, they contained the locations where Billy had accessed the internet. The last message had some new information:
MR@SADRinc.com
May 3 (1 hour ago)
to me
Sean: One of Billy's connections was to a Russian intelligence network just a little while ago. Be careful, those guys are merciless. Needless to say, if we can actually link Billy to the Russians it must remain a secret, the Senator's presidential hopes would be over if it ever got out.
MR
As he was updating his map of Billyâs locations, Sean received an email notification. It was from Billy:
BC#2703@weblinkhost.com
May 4, 2 minutes ago
to me
I heard you were in town.
Get out, next flight back is tomorrow.
Don't do anything stupid.
Tell the senator to go fuck himself.
Billy
Sean wrote back:
Billy, we've got to talk. Give me ten minutes and then I'll leave.
Name the place and time.
Sean
Five minutes later:
BC#2703@weblinkhost.com
May 4, 1 minute ago
to me
Tomorrow afternoon
5:00
Perlan
Billy
Sean dashed off a note to Molly and sent an acknowledgment to Mrs. R. He shut down his laptop, brushed his teeth and went to bed.
Next chapter: The Water Has Memory
By Professor Batty
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Terra Incognita

Focus Films
Moonrise Kingdom
A film by Wes Anderson
Wes Anderson's films are, in spite of all the strong design elements and quirky characterizations, an examination of the mysterious emotional underpinnings of human behavior. When he turns his attention to that most mysterious and emotional of all behavior, adolescence, the result is the awkward, funny and haunting Moonrise Kingdom. The story revolves around two twelve year-old "troubled" children, Suzy and Sam (Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman), and the reactions of their parents and authorities when the kids run away to seek a better life with each other.
It starts out slowly, the dialog of the children is stilted, even mumbled at times. Scenes have random moments of strangeness. But about halfway through it all starts to click, and the very gentle magic of the film grows. The adult cast is stellarâ it's almost an embarrassment of riches: Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton, Bob Balaban, Harvey Keitel and, of course, Jason Schwartzman. But the story is about the kids, and the performances by Gilman and Hayward are artless yet perfect. If you can enjoy a movie that takes its time to develop and you can appreciate subtle and bittersweet humor, this might be the summer "adventure" film for you. You won't need a map either, if you follow your heart.
By Professor Batty
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Monday, June 11, 2012
Summer Reading - II

A Thriller
By Arnaldur IndriĂ°ason, Minotaur, 2010
Translated by Victoria Cribb
One way to beat the heat is to spend time being engrossed in chilly Icelandic crime fiction. Although this book isn't part of Arnaldur IndriĂ°ason's immensely successful Inspector Erlendur series (Erlendur does make an uncredited "cameo" appearance), it is a one-off mystery/thriller with a plot centered around a German plane which had crashed on an Icelandic glacier during the last days of World War II. Most of the action takes place in the year 2000 as the United States military is engaged in a clandestine recovery operation. The plane holds a terrible secret which still has the power to disrupt international relations. KristĂn, a lawyer for the Icelandic Foreign Ministry, unwittingly becomes entangled with with this affair setting off a wild sequence of events to uncover the mystery.
This novel came out in Iceland in 1999; it was only recently translated. It is much less introspective than Arnaldur's other titles (it would make a dandy action flick), but it still retains a strong sense of setting and a few quirky Icelandic idioms. The plot is complex but well handled. The chain of events, while a bit far-fetched, never becomes ridiculous. Because it was written before the US closed its base at KeflavĂk in 2006, its sub-theme about the US military presence in Iceland adds an interesting historical perspective to the book. The Americans in it are, for the most part, villains and nasty ones at that. Exciting, fast-paced, not too challenging (I read it in one sitting) Operation Napoleon I found it to be perfect summer reading, especially compared to:

A Crime Novel
By Elizabeth Hand
Minotaur, 2012
This turgid mess of drug, death-metal music and Icelandic references masquerading as a book comes across as a lightweight parody of the Stieg Larsson thrillers. Told from the point of view of a 40-something female photographer and drug addict, it comes across as a quickie made in order to cash in on the Nordic crime craze. Gives a new meaning to the phrase "speed-read."
Yuck.
By Professor Batty
Comments: 4
Friday, June 08, 2012
Sharon's Meadow
Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sharon rested under the bodhi tree and looked back at her trail.

Sharon's trail crosses FITK every Friday
By Professor Batty
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Thursday, June 07, 2012
A Room With A View
This is chapter 12 of Window Weather, a serial fiction novel on FITK

âCare for something to drink, Sean?â
Sally had returned from the bathroom wearing a silk nightgown: oriental poppy orange emblazoned with a red and black dragon. Sean could see (from the glimpses of her arms and legs that peeked through the fabric) that Sally kept herself in shape. Maybe she could beat him up.
âThanks, do you have any red wine?â
âIâd have thought you were a hard liquor kind of guy, you knowâwhiskey, gin, maybe a cocktail⊠shaken not stirred... â
âIâm just a plain Sean, Sally, not Sean Connery, much less a James Bond.â
âSo, who were those guys?â Sally said as she poured, âAnd what did they want with you?â
âI donât know, really,â said Sean, âBut I suspect that they werenât there to welcome me to Iceland. Iâve been beaten up before. I know the signs.â
Sally handed Sean his wine. He was pleasantly surprised to discover that it was first-rate. No mini-bar vintages for Ms. OâDonnell.
âI take it they werenât part of your Scandinavian studies program.â
âHm. I hope tonight was an aberration.â
âPerhaps it was a case of mistaken identity?â said Sally, who was enjoying her role of interrogator.
Sean was taken aback at her commentâhe hoped that it was a fluke. He began to think that her apartment might not be the best place to spend the night. It was time to change the conversation.
âHow about you Sally? Any luck with the locals?â he said, intending to turn the spotlight away from himself. Sean wanted to get back to his apartment but also didnât want to tangle with those thugs from the nightclub. He wondered if they thought that Sean was Billy and they had some kind of score they wanted to settle with him.
âWell, I did make a dinner date for tomorrow night. A professor of some sort, an American. He seemed harmless enough. You never know about that kind, though. Most of them are hopeless neurotics but some are⊠enthusiastic. Hahaha! Thatâs how I met my last husband. He was VERY ENTHUSIASTIC. For a while anyway. With me that is. What about you, have you had much experience, I mean besides your current ârelationship?ââ
âThere was someone, once, when I was just out of college,â said Sean, âShe seemed to really love me, although I think what she really wanted was to get out of her parentsâ control."
âThatâs been the case more often than not with the experiences of my old girlfriends,â Sally said, âI mean a guy is nice to have around, but itâs more important, at least for a lot of women, to have a life of oneâs own. It is a rare man who can understand that a woman would feel that way. It is especially so with a younger man,â Sally said, âSo, how did your âthingâ with her end up?â
âShe just stopped loving me,â said Sean, âThatâs what happened.â
âShe kicked you out?â
âNo, I think she still liked having a man around. But she really enjoyed the fact that she had been able to shut me out of intimacy. I think that was some kind of strange reverse conquest for her. I had to finally ask her to leave.â
âWere you seeing someone else?â
âI waited for twenty-fours,â said Sean, âThe next one didnât work out either, but for a whole different set of reasons.â
âGoing from too much of nothing to too much of everything?â
âSomething like that. I learned a lot. She had a âspecialâ wiggle,â said Sean, peeking out the window. The goons were gone.
âAhahahah! Sean, youâre alright,â said Sally, as she let her gown open a bit, âJust between you and me⊠I could probably show you another thing or two... â
Sally began looking better after Sean finished his first glass of wine. She was looking even better after he finished the second.
âDonât feel that Iâm not enjoying your company, Sally, but I think Iâd better take a taxi back to my apartment.â
âDo you think itâs alright? I would feel terrible if something bad were to happened to you,â Sally said, looking straight at him, âBut I understand. You really do want to remain faithful, donât you?â
Sean couldnât figure Sally out. There was more to her than she let on. He got the feeling that she was testing him.
âIâll be fine,â said Sean, âThereâs a taxi stand in front of the hotel.â
âI could see that you were fine from the moment I first saw you.â
Next Chapter: Ole
By Professor Batty
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
NASA

I'm wondering if there will be anything left by the time I get back to ReykjavĂk this October.
NASA, one of the main concert venues at Iceland Airwaves, has been closed, slated to be replaced by a modern hotel. It was a pretty good room. Like most older structures in the old town it had gone through many changes in its lifetime. Since I've started going to Iceland (March, 2000) the old town has been whittled away, buildings of character have been replaced by soul-less Modernist monstrosities or by nothing, thanks to the Kreppa. City planning seems to have been overtaken by crass economic development. It is unfortunate. The old town, with its small streets and mixed use is (or was) a perfect attraction by its very nature. Another big hotel, especially on an important square, won't add anything but more congestion.
Bob Cluness has more on the story of NASA's demise.
UPDATE: Its demolition was postponed for a while, but is due in 2017.
By Professor Batty
Comments: 4
Monday, June 04, 2012
Ashes to Dust

The third of the ĂĂłra GuĂ°mundsdĂłttir series (anglicized to ThĂłra GudmundsdĂłttir in the US edition), this mystery continues the adventures of the Icelandic lawyer/sleuth who is drawn into the investigation of four old murders and one modern one. Most of the action takes place in the Westmann Islands where houses which had been buried since the 1973 Eruption are being unearthed for a "Pompeii of the North" attraction. The discovery of three bodies and a head in one of the buildings sets off a chain of events concerning the usual family and small town secrets which are Yrsa's stock in trade. Competently written, although Phillip Roughton's translation is a bit clunky at times, the multiple characters and the minutĂŠ of plot elements remained clear throughout. Not so well handled was any sense of plausibility. The story wrapped up a bit too neatly for all of its messy details.
I've already reviewed to first two entries in the series; this one is a little better that the second (My Soul to Take) and much better than the first (Last Rituals). If your taste in mysteries tends toward the "jigsaw puzzle" type, these books might be just the thing you are looking for. The Icelandic references ring true, especially how the unique set of circumstances around the eruption created a massive upheaval in the lives of those who were present. Just after I finished this book, RĂșv broadcast a feature on an actual house which had recently been uncovered! (In Icelandic.)
By Professor Batty
Comments: 3
Friday, June 01, 2012
Sharon Corkscrew
Obsolete artifact with advent of screw top.
Metaphor for modernity at every turn.

Form follows function, Friday follows Sharon
By Professor Batty
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