Monday, December 02, 2013

Cyber Monday Madness

   I've been looking for a new laptop. Not real serious-like, but it would be nice to have something better for working with images- more memory, a better screen and a bigger and faster SSD. The kicker is that my 6+ year-old laptop still functions, and thanks to upgrades, it works even better now than it did when it was new. I had zeroed in on a MacBook Pro with the "retina display", 8GB of RAM, and at least a 512GB Drive. Total cost = $1800. Ouch.

   So, yesterday I was reading the Sunday paper (I know, "how quaint", but the paper pays for itself in coupons.) In the Best Buy flyer there was a page of "Cyber Monday Specials" -prices good only good on Monday, there was a MacBook pro shown with no price. "It's probably just $50 off, with a gift card or something" I thought. This morning, just for fun, I went to the Best Buy web site and there it was:



   Oh boy. $200 bucks off on a computer that almost never goes on sale. I wasted the rest of the morning vacillating over this extravagant purchase. It would be a GREAT major Christmas present, but at our family that amount of money equals about TEN major Christmas presents.  The way things work around here my Christmas options are either the MacBook Pro or socks.

   I'm writing this at 5:30 P.M. I'll be dithering about this for the next 6 and a half hours.

UPDATE: Socks win!

NEW UPDATE: Computer wins! (I found a similar model for MUCH LESS!)

By Professor Batty


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Monday, November 27, 2023

Cyber Monday

Cyber is a Reykjavík-based pop-music/performance-art duo.

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Monday, May 29, 2023

Dance Party

Chapter 22 of Search For a Dancer, a memoir of a week spent in Iceland in November 2022

After leaving the urban-techno-gloom of Hafnartorg, arriving at Hildur Yeoman’s Boutique was akin to being teleported from a Stasi prison into a lively slumber party. Vibrant clothes from the shop surrounded us giving the space the feeling of a bedroom (or a very large clothes closet!) With the welcoming vibes and fab fashion emanating from the duo that is Cyber the audience was up for anything and they received a performance for the ages, or at least for a Friday afternoon.
Jóhanna Rakel

It was a wild show. The couple’s coordinated dance moves fit the hip-hop backing tracks of Karaoke Song perfectly (see 1st video below.) Some added social commentary was thrown in on the song No Cry - a riot of a song about a disconsolate twerker’s* dealings with sadness (but not romantic sadness!) It had a scream-along part in the middle that the whole crowd got into (see 2nd video below).
Salka Valsdóttir

Salka is another Icelandic Renaissance artist, she also performs as Neonme and with the outrageous feminist rap collective Daughters of Reykjavík. An accomplished audio engineer, Salka has worked in theatre productions in Iceland and Germany. I sensed that her relationship with Jóhanna was more than professional, in a very good way. What a delight to see two women on the same wavelength, with an obvious and deep affection for each other, prancing about in pajamas!
A dance party is nothing without dances, amiright? :





I came to Iceland looking for a dancer and I found two! Cyber’s intense set was too soon over. There was a hole in my Airwaves schedule,—none of the early evening acts were must-sees—so I headed over to Þjóðleikhúsið (The National Theatre), where an evening of drama and even more surprises awaited.


*Disconsolate Twerker™ FITK



Search for a Dancer Index…

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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

The iPad™ Redux

Note: first posted here July 29, 2009, six months BEFORE the Apple iPad™ was officially released…


In an exclusive FITK scoop, Professor Batty’s clandestine industrial espionage team has uncovered the complete specifications of the much-rumored Apple™ iPad™ computer tablet. Secret operatives in China, Cupertino and West Saint Paul, Minnesota, have pieced together scraps of evidence into a dossier with all of Apple's secrets. The list of features is long, but I thought I'd share a few of the more innovative ones with my faithful readers:


iStink™. Micro-ampules of essential oils are transmitted, via a set of inconspicuous nose plugs to enhance movies, videos, ads and more. Imagine clicking on a restaurant's home page and being able to smell the different menu items! This feature will premiere with a screening of John Water's Polyester!

Teeth Whitener™. Just set the screen at 100% brightness and hold it up to your open mouth. A whiter smile in only 10 days.

iGuru™. Ask it a question and the iPad™ will scour a giant philosophical database, giving you answers to any moral dilemma you may encounter.

Comic Strip™. You are inserted into the daily funnies; just watch the hilarity ensue when little Billy from The Family Circus finds out that he has a cyber-stalker- YOU!

Cyber-thighmaster™. Place the iPad™ on the offending flesh and watch as the cellulite melts away.

Friendster with Benefits™. I'm still testing that application.

Muffin Warmer™. Not to be confused with the previous two apps, the pad will run so toasty that you'll be able to have warm buns anytime you'd like.


I think you get the idea.

This gadget will change life on earth as we know it.

I'd pick up a few shares of Apple stock if I were you.

UPDATE:

It is now ten years later and yes, I do have an iPad™.

Apple stock was $23 then.

It is $208 now.

By Professor Batty


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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The iPad™

In an exclusive FITK scoop, Professor Batty's clandestine industrial espionage team has uncovered the complete specifications of the much-rumored Apple™ iPad™ computer tablet. Secret operatives in China, Cupertino and West Saint Paul, Minnesota, have pieced together scraps of evidence into a dossier with all of Apple's secrets.

The list of features is long, but I thought I'd share a few of the more innovative ones with my faithful readers :


  • iStink™. Micro-ampules of essential oils are transmitted, via a set of inconspicuous nose plugs to enhance movies, videos, ads and more. Imagine clicking on a restaurant's home page and being able to smell the different menu items! This feature will premiere with a screening of John Water's Polyester!

  • Teeth Whitener™. Just set the screen at 100% brightness and hold it up to your open mouth. A whiter smile in only 10 days.

  • iGuru™. Ask it a question and the iPad™ will scour a giant philosophical database, giving you answers to any moral dilemma you may encounter.

  • Comic Strip™. You are inserted into the daily funnies; just watch the hilarity ensue when little Billy from The Family Circus finds out that he has a cyber-stalker- YOU!

  • Cyber-thighmaster™. Place the iPad™ on the offending flesh and watch as the cellulite melts away.

  • Friendster with Benefits™. I'm still testing that application.

  • Muffin Warmer™. Not to be confused with the previous two apps, the pad will run so toasty that you'll be able to have warm buns anytime you'd like.

    I think you get the idea. This gadget will change life on earth as we know it.

    I'd pick up a few shares of Apple stock if I were you.

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    Monday, April 19, 2004

    Tónlist

    Here is the list of the various Icelandic and other Nordic/Arctic musical groups I’ve mentioned in FITK over the years:

    Áki Ásgeirsson
    Amiina
    Andy Schauf
    Apparat Organ Quartet
    Árný
    Árný Margrét
    Atli
    Ásthildur Ákadóttir
    Ateria
    Áuslaug Magnusdóttir
    Æla

    Baggalútur
    Bára Gísladóttir
    Bárujárn
    Bedroom Community
    Benni Hemm Hemm
    Between Mountains
    Biggi Hilmars
    Björk
    Björt
    BKPM
    Bláskjár
    Borko
    Bríet
    Brimheim
    Buff

    Cosmic Call
    Cyber
    Daníel Bjarnarson
    Ditka
    DJ Margeir
    Dr. Spock
    Egill Sæbjörnsson
    Eivør
    Elin Hall
    Elisapie
    Evil Madness
    Flesh Machine
    Fókus
    Frid Fufanu

    Gabriel Ólafs
    Geðbrigði
    Ghostigital
    GKR
    GDRN
    Greyskies
    Gróa
    Grúska Babúska
    Guðmundur Óskar Guðmundsson
    Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson
    Guðrið Hansdóttir
    GusGus
    Gyða

    Hafdís Huld
    Halla Tómasdóttir
    Halli Guðmundsson
    Ham
    Hekla
    Hekla Magnúsdóttir
    Hellvar/Heiða
    Hildur Gunðadóttir
    Hildur
    Hilmar Örn Hilmarsson
    Hjaltalín
    Hjörvar
    Högni
    Hraun
    Hudson Wayne
    Hugar
    Iðunn Einars

    Jakobínarína
    Jana
    JFDR
    Jófríður Ákadóttir
    Jóhann Jóhannsson
    Jóhanna Elísa
    Jóhanna Rakel
    Jonathan
    Jonfri
    Joshua Wilkinson
    Júniús Meyvant
    K.Óla
    Kaktus Einarsson
    Kalli
    Kevin Cole
    Kimono
    Kira Kira
    Kiriyama Family
    Kitchen Motors
    Kjallarakabarett Kónguló
    Kristín Sessala
    Kvikindi

    Langi Seli Og Skuggarnir
    Larus Halldór Grimsson
    Liva Mo
    Ljáðu Okkur Eyra
    Lupina
    Mag og Tómas
    Magnús Jóhann
    Marius DC
    Markús & The Diversion Sessions
    Marta Ákadóttir
    Mikado
    Mezzoforté
    Mr. Silla
    Mugison
    Múgsefjun
    Mukka
    Múm
    My Summer as a Salvation Soldier
    Mysterious Marta
    Neonme
    Nini Julia Bang
    Nóra

    Oculus
    Ojba Rasta
    Ólafur Arnalds
    Ólöf Arnalds
    Orphix Oxtra
    Osmé
    Óttarr Proppé
    Pale Moon
    Páll Óskar
    Pellegrina
    Pascal Pinon
    Pellegrina
    Peter Evans
    Petúr Ben
    Rakel
    Red Barnett
    Retro Stefson
    Reykjavíkurdætur
    Róshildur
    Rokkurró

    Salka Valsdóttir
    Samaris
    Screaming Masterpiece
    Shadow Parade
    Shahzad Ismaily
    Sigrún
    Sigrún Stella
    Sin Fang Bous
    Sindrí
    Siggi Ármann
    Sigur Rós
    Ske
    Skúli Severrisson
    Sóley
    Sólstafir
    Sprengjuhöllin
    Stórsveit Nix Noltes
    Sunna Margrét
    Svavar Knútur
    Sycamore Tree
    Systur

    Tappi Tíkarrass
    Team Dreams
    Tilbury
    Toggi
    Úlfur Eldjárn
    Ultra Mega Technobandið Stefán
    Una Torfa
    Uni
    Unun
    Útidúr
    Valgeir Sigurðsson
    Vicky
    Wim Van Hooste

    † = Fellow Travelers

    By Professor Batty


    Monday, May 26, 2025

    I Want To…

    Crowd, Iceland Airwaves, 2023

    … return to Iceland.

    I’ve done pretty well in honoring my new year’s resolution to stop posting about things Icelandic on FITK. Perhaps my new feelings contain a bit of jealousy; in a couple of weeks The Weaver is off on a Scandinavian cruise—starting in Reykjavík! Or, perhaps, these ruminations are just a bit of stock-taking on my part.

    I’ve taken nine trips to Iceland in the last twenty-five years. Each was great in its own way: each had moments of illumination, each made me look at the world in a different way. Some of their appeal was in just getting away from home and going to a place that, for a few weeks anyway, seemed like I was living in an enchanting world. Iceland is far from perfect; it has its own problems, and the people that I’ve gotten to know there certainly have their own tribulations. Still, the those Icelanders I’ve met and talked to have been a joy. I prefer going in late October/early November: airfare is cheap, the weather can be very fine, the theatre season is in full swing, and the Iceland Airwaves music festival is being held with 12 hours of music every day. Swimming outdoors every day (free for seniors!) and talking with the locals is great, meeting with old blog-pals is nice (if bittersweet at times), and there is a place where I could stay that I love. And the rush of being in a crowd of friendly strangers is a definite plus:
    Crowd at Lucky Records, 2023

    On the other hand some negatives are:
    Earthquakes.
    Volcanoes.
    The world situation.
    The weather in Iceland can be horrid (I have been unbelievably lucky in the past—how long can that streak continue?)
    Icelandic theatre has taken a bit of a downturn in the last few years.
    The music scene, especially Iceland Airwaves, seems to be a hollowed-out shell of its former glory.
    I’ve exhausted my Icelandic correspondents’ hospitality; once every eight years is fine, every two years is abusing it.
    The lovely place where I stayed last time is much more expensive now than it was in 2023, and is unavailable.
    It is hard to put an exact price on trips such as these but what I used to do for under two grand is now closer to four—more money for a lesser experience—that math is not hard to figure out.

    The other factor that figures in these considerations is my age. I’ll be 75 in July. I’m in good health now but that may change. While getting to Reykjavík is relatively painless, enjoying the city on foot requires a good set of legs and some stamina, with lots of hills and heavy winds. Will I be still doing solo trips in my 80s?

    That last question may actually be a reason to do it now.

    Despite all these misgivings, and while my musical tastes have changed over the years, I still find it thrilling to see a performer in the moment, stealing the show:

    Jóhanna Rakel, Cyber, 2023, Iceland Airwaves

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    Thursday, November 02, 2023

    Iceland Airwaves — Day 1

    As I was going out this morning I met my host, Björk, in the stairway. “I’m going to meet the President!” I chirped, “At Grund!”

    Each year the kickoff for Iceland Airwaves is held in Grund, a senior home, with Icelandic artists performing to the crowd that consisted of seniors, Airwaves attendees, pre-schoolers, and Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson, the president of Iceland. He gave a welcoming speech, honest and genuine, thanking the Airwaves attendees and, in a broader sense, all the visitors to Iceland. His speech was followed by a short set from Una Torfa, singing her songs in Icelandic, who charmed the crowd:
    Then came Mugison, troubador par excellence, who wowed the assembly with his songs accompanied by guitar and accordion. At one point he asked the audience if they wanted a song in English or Icelandic, with the response firmly for the latter. He played an old song, a waltz, on accordion, that had the crowd spellbound, even some of the seniors were seen “waltzing” in their seats. The assembled group demanded an encore in which Guðni joined the throng in a singalong on the chorus.
    A beautiful start to a beautiful day.

    On the way to the pool I helped a woman who had lost control of a box of mandarin oranges, and she gave me one for thanks!

    The pool was divine, again. I spoke with some Airwaves attendees from Slovania and then made it back home for a bit of lie-down.

    My first off-venue event of the day was at Smekkleysa record store where the noise trio Osmé was grinding out metal machine music, two guitars ans a technician on various noise generators. Mesmerizing, and I had my second Kevin Cole sighting of the festival:
    I left to check out a happening on a boat in the harbour with free cocoa!
    On the crowded boat there was a small dog on a leash, and attached to the other end of the leash was JFDR, to whom I actually spoke—thanking her for her music and semi-apoligizing for all the Wikipedia pictures I had posted of her. She graciously said that they were alright. After my fill of cocoa I went back to Smekkleysa where the techno duo Pellegrina was playing. Kevin Cole was still there, but also Heiða of Hellvar fame who I met in 2009! Then JFDR and her husband Joshua Wilkinson came in (without a dog this time) and cuddled in a corner while techno duo Pellegrina made the most unromantic music imaginable, although they were much improved over last years Airwaves:
    Then the chanteuse Sigrún came on with a series of kenning tunes with prerecorded backgrounds:
    She was very affecting but I left before her set was over in order to see the band Kvikindi at the Airwave information center stage (too Many Choices!):
    The lead singer appeared to be visibly pregnant (a fact which she happily acknowledged!) and she didn’t let that stop her fun. The show seemed a little packaged (“Hello, Airwaves!”) but the band was good.

    I went back to my flat to gather strength for the rest of the night. After a bit of a lie-down I was putting my shoes on in the entry when Unnur, the daughter of my Airbnb hosts, came in. She was honestly delighted that I was enjoying my rooms (I suspect she may have had a hand in their decoration.)

    At Fríkirkjan Sunna Margrét was performing in a power trio. Very strong songs with great arrangements made this the best surprise of the day:
    Over at Gaukurinn the female-fronted group Fókus was playing hard-nosed hard rock:
    I had never seen Cyber put on a full act, so I went to see them again at the IA headquarters stage. They were as fun as ever but seemed to run out of gas toward the end. All that gyrating is hard work!



    Best costume award goes to Jonathan who performed at Fríkirkjan with backing tracks, very ethereal:
    Konx-Om-Pax is a Glasweigan techno artist with a penchant for spewing obscenities. No picture—he wanted the stage in Iðno to be “F-n black.” When his ‘music’ began I lasted about 20 seconds before I made for the exit.

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    Wednesday, November 01, 2023

    Iceland Airwaves Day 0

    It officially starts tomorrow, but there were a few events today.

    I spent yesterday noon at the pool where I struck up a conversation with two people, one was a thirty-something man I learned was Guðmundur Óskar Guðmundsson, the bassist for Hjaltalín! He was most surprised when I told him I had a copy of one of his limited release albums. My other pool-mate was a friend of his, a lively older woman who was 95 and proud of it (“I still drive!”) and we shared travel stories and commented on the weather (not a cloud in the sky again today!) Today was another beautiful day at the pool (45°F, sunny, no wind, long conversation with an Icelandic woman about Icelandic literature, music, and drama all the while soaking in a hotpot directly across from Ingvar Sigurðsson.) I reluctantly left her and the pool for it was time to officially start this thing. I made my way over to the Iceland Airwaves check-in and got my wrist band.

    At 15:00 I saw the teen-age punk-rock band BKPM at 12 Tónar. Before their set one of their fans thought this small venue would be a good place to touch up her fingernail polish:
    It gave the show a definite punk rock atmosphere, bringing back olfactory memories of teen-age huffing! BKPM started their engines with a song about “Cars and Autism”:
    I returned to my flat to rest and recoup before I went out for dinner, (which is a story for another day.) I just missed Róshildur at Reykjavik Records, I liked her videos so I took a picture:
    After that dinner I caught Cyber at a preview night concert at IÐNO:
    They were as outrageous as ever, especially since the lead singer Salka had given birth three months prior (“When I jump up and down like this it makes me have to pee!”) The highlight of the night was their heartfelt cover of Britney Spears.

    Between sets I talked a bit to KEXP’s Kevin Cole, who was there in a semi-official capacity. He said since they have stopped doing remotes he has actually had more time to listen to bands. Jae Tyler, a hard core rocker, then gave it his best shot, but I had to leave, it was after midnight by the time I got in, I needed to pace myself for the coming days.

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    Wednesday, November 09, 2022

    Wednesdays in Iceland – #10

    Karaoke Song



    What a blast!

    Cyber is a spin-off from the immensely popular and influential musical collective Daughters of Reykjavík. This video was shot in Yeoman, an upscale fashion boutique in downtown Reykjavík. This song is a parody of a pop karaoke but they have also done a ton of other material, as a duo and with guests—check out their YouTube performances.

    Salka Valsdóttir (aka Neonme)and Jóhanna Rakel are the performers here.

    Another great Iceland Airwaves 2022 off-venue show.

    By Professor Batty


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    Monday, December 06, 2010

    The Future of the Internet?



    With the recent DDoS attacks on servers hosting the latest Wikileaks files and Senator Lieberman's bully posturing on the affair (including threats to Amazon which was hosting an index of the latest Wikileaks material), it appears that the future of the internet will be one of an endless "cyber-war", with political groups of various persuasions using any means at their disposal to disrupt the free flow of information on the world wide web. How Lieberman intends to prosecute foreign nationals is really beside the point, it's all a smokescreen to inflame the public (and further his career.)

    The ongoing Wikileaks' series of disclosures (just wait for the banking memos due to be out shortly) has revealed "secrets" to be sure, but what it really has revealed is the disdain for law and the embrace of duplicity which all major governments and businesses have for the public. It has also revealed how media and political figures in the US culture have developed a similar disdain for law with calls for the murder of Julian Assange, who may only still be alive due to his having even more damaging documents.

    This thing I find curious about this media orgasm (all sides in the controversy are using it for self-promotion- they all love it!) is that not one person has ever said anything in any of the leaked files is false. Not one single thing. Has there ever been a news story of this magnitude where not even one tiny detail is in dispute? The media pundits are right about Wikileaks in one respect. It is not journalism. It couldn't possibly be, because it is the truth.

    More on the meaning of the Wikileaks phenomenon here.

    By Professor Batty


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    Monday, March 31, 2008

    They Might Be Giants

    A trip to the new home improvement center (see previous post) gave me the willies. What was once a shambling patchwork of glorified storage sheds had been transformed into a "Megastore". I'm not against progress, per se, but this place was way beyond any sense of human scale. The tubs you see pictured were 25 feet up- with no way to get close to them. I should have brought binoculars perhaps? Perhaps the tide of progress has passed me by, perhaps these stores are meant for a race of cyber-robots, thirty feet tall, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound etc...

    The place also sells groceries and pet food.

    "Ya I'm goin' down to the lumber yard to pick up some grub for dinner, dontcha know..."

    I suddenly feel uncharacteristically small.

    By Professor Batty


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    Thursday, November 06, 2025

    Iceland 2025 — Day Eight

    Ate breakfast with the faint sounds of a sound check coming from Firíkirkjan, one of the main venues for Iceland Airwaves. The church is only 100 feet away from where I’m staying so it really wasn’t that loud.

    When I was at the pool when one of a group of six ‘mature’ women smiled at me when she saw me entering the hot pot: “We were just talking about you—you are the one who goes to see plays in Icelandic when you can’t speak the language!” Talk about being felt welcome! We talked a bit about Icelandic drama and culture, including Halldór Laxness, of course. One of the women was close friends with Halldór’s daughter Guðny who has an AirBnb near Gljúfrasteinn, Laxness’s estate. Later, I sat with a gang of six Danish festival-goers (you can tell by the wristbands) and we compared notes. They come almost every year for the last 12 or so years. We were going to see some of the same acts tonight. On the way back from the pool, outside of the coffee house, I made a new friend—Leo:
    He was very talkative, although his vocabulary was limited to meowing in Icelandic. I think he has a scam of wheedling treats from the patrons as they leave the coffeehouse. I went back to the apartment and had lunch. I was ready for another day and night of music.

    On the advice of one of my water-sharers at the pool I learned of a Symposium on Halldór Laxness on the 70th anniversary of his winning The Nobel Prize. An interesting mix of people attended:
    It was hosted by Halldór Halldórsson, Laxness’ grandson:
    More on that on another day.

    Now that the Iceland Airwaves festival has started in earnest there is a lot of phone checking of the schedules. I just use an old-fashioned notebook and pen, having the whole schedule on a device is just overwhelming.

    A few scenes from tonight:
    Here are the acts I saw:

    Geðbrigði — teen-aged feminist ‘pungarokkers’ ripped it up at Gaukurinn. Lots of rage, lots of heart and even some punk trombone:
    Lúpína — Arty chanting(?) a very stylized show at The Art Museum, the sleek music matched her “look” perfectly:
    Rakel — Mellow pop-folk, she is being promoted as the next big thing, winning awards and prizes (with monetary value!) I’m not knocking her, but I didn’t sense any greatness; the band was very bland:
    Sigrún — Bird. Eerie wailing, verry, verry good at what she does:
    Cyber — at The Art Museum. EDM sex-positive gyrations with twisted pop lyrics, gauzy lighting, the crowd loved it:
    Ólóf Arnalds — Folk troubadour, Fríkirkjan. I saw her in 2006 in Iðno and 2011 in Seattle, she has maintained her musical chops:
    The Vernon Spring (Sam Beste)—Multi-keyboardist extraordinaire, he backed Amy Winehouse for years, at Iðno:
    GDRN — Fabulous singer, she sang yesterday morning at Grund. Tonight she was in her more usual mode, more poppy, even getting funky at times:

    It’s midnight, that’s all for Thursday.

    By Professor Batty


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    Wednesday, November 28, 2007

    Morning Poems of Love

    Dark, with a cosmic dimension,

    Those poems, poems of love, poems which I used to devour with breakfast…

    Had all but disappeared.

    School, work, life, and even love itself had quieted her cyber-song.

    But not today.

    How can she illuminate my life with her little word-lanterns

    From so far away?

    Expressing hidden secrets of the heart,

    Laid bare, sometimes bleeding…

    Looking; an unwavering gaze,

    Into the blinding light and the profound darkness.

    Welcome back.

    Your words are not wasted.

    The heart's mysteries are universal.

    By Professor Batty


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    Monday, November 06, 2023

    Iceland 2023 Recap

    After having safely returned to Flippist World Headquarters from my recent trip to Iceland, I’ll offer some reflections on the experience.

    Despite the admonition in the graffiti in the above image, I can’t imagine a more hospitable travel destination than this lump of lava in the North Atlantic. Nearly everyone I dealt with was pleasant and friendly, starting with the Passport Control agents in KEF at 06:45. Because I came just before Halloween, my food choices at Kronan were wider than usual:
    Halloween is an odd festival, a throw-back to ancient paganism, that manages to maintain its archetypal appeal to children of all ages. To see the decorations and the costumed children around Reykjavík is common ground to me; Flippist World Headquarters is located in The Halloween Capital of the World™. Reykjavík, under a nearly full moon, found its iconic sights to be even more enchanting as shown in this view from my apartment window:
    This trip was especially notable for my lodging, part of a house overlooking Tjörnin, the pond in the center of town. My rooms were the opposite of often-sterile travel accomodations: filled with intriguing objet d’art, most of it original, quirky mementos, and even a guitar! Most hosts were warm and welcoming, two adjectives that would come to define this trip. My daily walks, my time spent in the the heated pools of Vesturbæjarlaug, interactions with service personnel and, of course, the Iceland Airwaves Music Festival experience.
    The Iceland Airwaves has changed over the years; from an economic viewpoint it has always been marginally successful. This problem is clearly delineated in Jón Trausti Sigurðarson’s Reykjavík Grapevine article “Is Iceland Airwaves Past Its Prime?” which paralleled my Airwaves experiences, and why I had stopped going for nine years. The festivals basic dilemma is that international fans want to see unique Iceland artists while Icelanders want to see foreign acts. The music business has, for a variety of reasons (including Covid) made it hard for up-and-coming acts to tour and, at the same time, mega-stars command a bigger slice of live performance revenues.
    Another problem with modern music, and not just with Airwaves, is the dearth of original new acts. As social media has supplanted the older forms of music exposure, those groups that do get traction tend to be corporate-controlled re-hashes of existing styles, with an emphasis on visuals, rather than the music itself. Eurovision anyone? This has always been true to an extent, but the trend has gotten much more pronounced.

    Iceland has always had an advantage here in that its educational system is very supportive of musical exploration, even to the point of subsidizing new acts, allowing them to compete on an international stage. Groups such as Retro Stefson (2006), Pascal Pinon (2009) and Samaris (2011) were touring Europe and Asia while their members were still in their teens. Other teen acts such as Ateria and Between Mountains, both of whom I saw in 2018, were fully developed. While I did see a few teen-aged acts this year, they were still a year or two away from being ready for a broader stage. The most vibrant young act that I saw this year was Gróa, who made their Airwaves debut five years ago.
    All of this rumination about youth leads to a related phenomenon, the “graying” of the audience. I attended my first airwaves when I was 56 years old. I was usually the oldest person in the room. This year I was 73 and often found myself surrounded by other grey-hairs seniors. This, in itself, is not a bad thing, but the vibrancy of youth is its greatest asset, one that cannot be faked.
    There were many subtle moments of joy I had this year while meeting and bonding with several people who were, like me, interested in all aspects of Icelandic culture, other “fellow travelers” in this quixotic adventure. Special mention must be made of Kevin Cole, program director of Seattle radio station KEXP and DJ par excellence. The way we kept running into each other was almost comical. While KEXP hasn’t been able to resume their remote Iceland broadcasts post-Covid, Kevin was here, faithfully connecting with and still supporting Icelandic music (and doing a killer DJ set at Smekkleysa that featured Icelandic artists.) I had first met Kevin in Seattle in 2011 but we were both veterans of the Minneapolis music scene of the 70s. In the 80s his stint at REV-105 introduced me (through my children) to a new generation of music.
    Various highlights of this trip:

    Look at the Music! — signing poetry with choral compositions to match…

    Hallgrímskirkja lit up in purple…

    Chatting with Björk (not that Björk), my Airbnb host…

    Chatting with numerous folk in the hot-pots at Vesterbæjarlaug…

    Living through an earthquake! Twice!

    Seeing two great guitarists, Halli Guðmundsson (Jazz) and Langiseli (Rockabilly) in one afternoon, Lucky Records…

    Icelandic rapper GKR, extremely intense and musical…

    The mini-reunion of Pascal Pinon in Yeoman, a fashion boutique…

    Hekla, the thereminist, in her tour-de-force marathon performance in Fríkirkjan…

    Cyber, whose teen-aged friendship grew into a delightful pop duo based on love and respect…

    Magnús Johánn, an exceptional composer and keyboard performer followed by Gróa, Punk Supreme, in Lucky Records. The crowd stayed for both acts! Tres cool…

    All the conversations with many people between shows…

    And, of course, JFDR (Jófríður Ákadóttir), her sisters Ásthildur and Marta, and their father Áki Ásgeirsson, all of whom I saw in performance this weekend.

    Search for a Dancer is the memior of my 2022 Iceland Airwaves experience.

    By Professor Batty


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